showing big dick to coworkers

Chris63 · 09-20-2007

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Originally Posted by parisuncut

made up or not, it's a hellova fantasy. The sexual harrassment part is no joke, that's for sure.

parisprépuce tu serais bienvenu sur le petit zinc !

weylun · 09-20-2007

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Originally Posted by bigdick69

so a few years ago, i started my own company, which took off recently and I've had to hire a lot of new help. The office now has about 30 people in it, and as a perk, our office offers free gym memberships to the gym in the building.

My favorite thing to do is to invite a guy to go play bball or squash with me during lunch or after work. i have a big dick i love showing off (about 6.5 flaccid with low hangers) and since I'm the boss, they cant say no. When i get into the locker room with a guy, i act normally, we change and then go play.

When we are done, I strip down the moment we are in the lockerroom. I especially love it if my coworker is sitting on a bench: then i position myself standing with my dick at eye level. We shower together in the open showers, and then I start talking business and suggest the hot tub. My stratedgy here is to get in, and then pretend it is too hot, and sit on the edge with my big dick flopping down and legs spread. I'll casually adjust my big dick, and start to let it get a little hard ... and since we are talking business, they all have to stare at me.....

turns me on so much

This is so hot. ARe you a stocky or chubby boss? Did you find out if your co-workers have a big one too?! Let me know.

weylun · 09-20-2007

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Originally Posted by bigdick69

so a few years ago, i started my own company, which took off recently and I've had to hire a lot of new help. The office now has about 30 people in it, and as a perk, our office offers free gym memberships to the gym in the building.

My favorite thing to do is to invite a guy to go play bball or squash with me during lunch or after work. i have a big dick i love showing off (about 6.5 flaccid with low hangers) and since I'm the boss, they cant say no. When i get into the locker room with a guy, i act normally, we change and then go play.

When we are done, I strip down the moment we are in the lockerroom. I especially love it if my coworker is sitting on a bench: then i position myself standing with my dick at eye level. We shower together in the open showers, and then I start talking business and suggest the hot tub. My stratedgy here is to get in, and then pretend it is too hot, and sit on the edge with my big dick flopping down and legs spread. I'll casually adjust my big dick, and start to let it get a little hard ... and since we are talking business, they all have to stare at me.....

turns me on so much

duplicated

earllogjam · 09-20-2007

The whole idea of having sex or showing my dick to my co-workers turns my stomach. It's about appealing to me as having sex with my grandmother, and she's dead.

I suspect men who go out of their way to show their big dicks to other men suffer from some sort of insecurity because they have little or nothing else going for them. They don't impress me much. And if you are ugly as sin with no personality who cares how big your dick is anyways? I'd take a handsome guy with a small dick over a ugly guy with a monster any day of the week.

markw · 09-20-2007

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Originally Posted by bigdick69

so a few years ago, i started my own company, which took off recently and I've had to hire a lot of new help. The office now has about 30 people in it, and as a perk, our office offers free gym memberships to the gym in the building.

My favorite thing to do is to invite a guy to go play bball or squash with me during lunch or after work. i have a big dick i love showing off (about 6.5 flaccid with low hangers) and since I'm the boss, they cant say no. When i get into the locker room with a guy, i act normally, we change and then go play.

When we are done, I strip down the moment we are in the lockerroom. I especially love it if my coworker is sitting on a bench: then i position myself standing with my dick at eye level. We shower together in the open showers, and then I start talking business and suggest the hot tub. My stratedgy here is to get in, and then pretend it is too hot, and sit on the edge with my big dick flopping down and legs spread. I'll casually adjust my big dick, and start to let it get a little hard ... and since we are talking business, they all have to stare at me.....

turns me on so much

if you don't mind me saying, you sound like a complete twat.

gjorg · 09-20-2007

If i wanted to check people out I would ask them to go swimming or play raquetball or something. Never job related.This OP did sound like a fantasy but if he wanted he could make it happen just leave the job out of it!

senor rubirosa · 09-20-2007

To me, the OP 'rings' like someone's fantasy.
I think you'd have to be a bit sadistic to behave that way.
(And of course, foolish, given the legal implications that everyone has mentioned ... not to mention the near certainty of soon seeming ridiculous to the whole office.)

lesmeljos · 09-20-2007

If his company is in the USA, where they are "sue" happy to the extreme, he may have a problem. If he is making no sexual overtures he is doing no wrong).
Having said that, I agree with those who caution against becoming the "Office Joke" (boss or no boss)!

mindfawk · 09-20-2007

You should watch the movie "Waiting" and play the ball sac game that they play. :P

gjorg · 09-20-2007

I forgot to add that i might have reached for it,because it seems like an obvious come on.
Can you hear the office gossip,"Yeah , well that asshole was showing me that big ol nasty ass dick of his,what did he want me to do with it?" "he must be a closet queer or fucking pervert" "EEEWWW i saw it too, gross pig"."What an asshole"

senor rubirosa · 09-20-2007

That was bigdick69's very first post.
I kind of wish it hadn't been, because I suspect he thought it was a logical enough offering for a big dick site.
But not for this one.
We iz sofistikaytud.

Hellboy0 · 09-20-2007

I've been following this thread for awhile and have to agree with the vast majority of us: this is either a fantasy or a sign of really bad behaviour at work. Maybe he's watched a few too many porn videos and is having a difficulty separating fiction from reality.

I run a business where I could easily 'come on' to any number of my clients or co-workers. And though many of them are very hot, built, whatever...I never would. Irrespective of the legal and professional implications (such as law suits and professional reputation), it fucking muddies the water. If I want to have sex with someone I work with or have as a client, I just don't.

Its not an issue of prudery, either (is that a good use of that word?). I'm a bit of a slut in most situations. Just not this one.

It almost always ends in tears, folks. Be very careful...

Freddie53 · 09-20-2007

Did someone mention that the opening post of this thread was deep, very deep. In fact I would recommend hip boots to walk through it. More sanitary that way. And a can of Lysol would help.

gjorg · 09-20-2007

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Originally Posted by senor rubirosa

That was bigdick69's very first post.
I kind of wish it hadn't been, because I suspect he thought it was a logical enough offering for a big dick site.
But not for this one.
We iz sofistikaytud.

Yeah! We know dick.

hootie · 09-20-2007

Maybe, it is a 48 year old straight woman doing research for her doctoral thesis.

showing big dick to coworkers

Originally Posted by parisuncut made up or not, it's a hellova fantasy. The sexual harrassment part is no joke, that's for sure. parisprépuce tu serais bienvenu sur le petit zinc !