Invent a name of a Pick-up Joint!

hotmeat7 and I nearly ruined some guys serious thread the other night (sorry dude). We stared suggesting names for pick-up joints after reading the phrase "Gas n Sip", Something I have never heard of before (I'm English). Thought this was a more suitable area for your suggestions.

Go ahead and submit your inventive/funny Pick-up joint names...

I will start with: The Slow and Easy!

Buba's House of Clams

An actual bar in Tangier, Morocco, or used to be some time ago.....
"Slurp 'n Jerk"
I was taken there, but stayed about 5 second before I thought
better of it and left.

The Eager Beaver Cafe

Premier Lap Dance and Car Spa - we care for your erection while your car is detailed to perfection!

Stop n Nut - Please Have Money Ready Before Pulling Up To The Window - Thank You!

Blow n Go - I know a couple guys with franchises already

Cum On Inn

The nutcracker suite-for all your mindblowing experiences

Ha! What happened there? Or would you rather not say?


The Cock Inn

The Fast & Greasy

The Inn U Endo

The 'Sup Position pub.

The Pump and Dump

Motel 69

In and Out (no kidding, actually exists)

and... The Paris Hilton????

The stroke & choke lounge- for all your laid back experiences.

The Swollow and Spit Inn