| Competitions
Anyone know of any competitions to judge who is packing the most ? Judges would have to consider contestants' length and thickness soft and hard, as well as the bulkiest balls, and also the ability to show off an attractive bulge in real-life situations (walking along the street, sitting in a bar etc), and the inability, to be tested on stage, to get into speedos. Are there any size contests that you know of anywhere ? | 
