PMsing

Gillette

I'm just going to go ahead and do this.

We all get foolish PMs asking us to cam, rate pics, etc. I figured I'd put up a sticky thread for the sole pupose of airing them. This thrread is just to share the inane nature of our hopeful suitors so I'd ask that you remove the screen name and replace identifiable info with XXX. Ensure that the link does NOT work or your post may be edited or deleted.

If it has become an issue of harassment please PM me with all PMs included.


Here's mine. (to be honest I was tickled, without pics I think most don't know I'm female)

hi cute i wanna meeting to u
i have a big dick its 22cm


plz add XXX.hotmail.com

The best a man can get.

Andro Man

Must be great being a woman on a big dick site, being so vastly outnumbered by males?Must make you feel real important?

Osiris

After an exchange in which it was made clear I am straight and married and I wasn't interested...

So you want me to suck your cock?


BTW, Gillette? Title of this thread? Nice way to freak a guy out.

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Don't PM me, I won't reply.

Gillette

Are you being a twat so you'll get more, too?

That was purely intentional, I assure you.

The best a man can get.

Eva

subject: SEXY
body: sit on me or step on me PLEASE

wtf?!

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subject: hi baby
body: woooww u are amazing baby very sexy and hot body
i wanna meeting tou
plz add me
XXXXXXX@hotmail.com

I don't even know where to begin.

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subject: hi Eva
body: I'm 34 WM in US and visit Houston often for work. Would love to talk, especially if you are on LPSG as a size queen. my email is XXX@yahoo.com. hope to hear from you. Thanks.

Is every single site on the internet created for the sole purpose of finding someone to date or fuck? I just don't get it.

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Andro Man

I'm sorry if I was ruining your little ego trip there. I wish you all the attention and second life friends in the world.
Hope you get on internet what you lack in reality

No_Strings

They just keep coming for me! Not that I blame them - I mean, damn, look at my gallery.

justitalianlover

subject: hi sexy
body: hey I need to fuck with your cock NOWWWW, call me on MSN
bigvagina@hotmail.com

hahah
PMs are part of the site sorry but i think that who don't like to receive them have just to disable it in the option ;-)

Forget about it!!!

wldhoney

Osiris! You promised not to tell!! (hee hee)

Man was framed for War, and woman for the pleasure of the Warrior.

I want a man lying over me, always over me. His will, his pleasure, his desire, his life, his work, his sexuality the touchstone, the command, my pivot. ~~ Anais Nin

"Come to the edge" He said
she said "i am afraid"
"Come to the edge" He said
she went, He pushed her
and she flew...

dudepiston

Sounds like Andro Man might be the "so called PM-er."


Anyway, I've not gotten any too strange. I hope I've never sent anything too strange out! I try to restrain myself.

Probably the ODDEST I've gotten, was, subj: = hi

"Hy mon u wanna sm ganja?"

I don't know what he or she intended to say but it made no sense so I ignored it.

Osiris

Oh baby! If it was you, you would have gotten a YES, YES, YES!

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Don't PM me, I won't reply.

TattooedMamaMeg

I got almost the exact same one... it said,

hi cute you are sexy
i wanna meeting to u
plz add me your msn
XXX@hotmail.com
i have a bigits 22 cm

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Ghandi

yngjock20

I don't really think about PMing anyone on here and I don't do the chat thing...I don't think that anyone really wants to talk to me outside of the forum anyway so I've not got any to share.

However, on aim I've gotten some weird requests.

One guy said

"I live in ________. I want you to come over and piss down my throat."

I hadn't even specified what I was into, nor did I want to piss down his throat.

C'mon! It's the year Two-thousand and Eight!?!?! WTF is going on here!

Osiris

Really weird. I mean if he had done something like wreck your car you might I guess.

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Don't PM me, I won't reply.

vega

Deleted it a long time ago but I would say that the funniest was from some random guy that started with trying to be all buddy buddy but moved very quickly onto my endowment. Directly after that he asked me if I wanted to fuck his girlfriend.