PMsing

Christ, now y'all got me questioning the validity of a PM I just sent...

I did get a PM since making this thread complimenting me on my "bobs"

That wasnt you was it?

This was in chat...

Him: What are you scared of

[SLB closes PM window]

Him: What are you scared of? Let me protect you!

[SLB closes PM window]

here's a silly one i got a few days ago:

Do you know how I can find the asian size queens in CA?

Oh wow Stacy, that really is pretty bad! Pretty insulting to you too, I imagine.

My fiancee is asian and she's heard it all, thus making me pretty sensitive to this type of thing...Sorry! (If you tell me his name, I'll hunt him down and kick him in the dick.)

Mademoiselle Rouge, after checking my "sent items" I can confidently say that it wasn't me! It didn't sound like me since I'm usually pretty anal about spelling and grammar. It's my pet peeve on the internet.

Although you do have great boobs, I probably wouldn't have written that PM unless I had actually seen your head bobbing up and down. I bet that in that situation, you actually do have nice bobs :)

Yeah i knew that wasnt you actually....i saw the guy eyeballing the thread just before he sent it. So i dont know if he was just trying to be funny or what.

Thanks, my bobs are my breast feature.

Oh, I wouldn't say that!!!
You're selling yourself short!

The only real way to determine that is to experimentally measure the amount of time my tongue naturally spends on each part...The longest licked feature is the winner!

Of course this scheme doesn't account for your brain...

Oh my... These are AWESOME!

Here's one that suprised me. I had been PMing with this person for some time in a non-sexual way, with proper grammar. All of a sudden, I get this PM:

"i have a fantacy to take your long hair ,, you lay on your back and put your hair over your nice tits and over your hot kokoe ,,,and i lay onto your hot bod and rub my big boy over your breast ,, they get hard and when you ready i puch my big hard boy through your hair into your waiting wet kokoe ,,,,and when your hair is all wet and and stick from the pre .love wetness i eat and lick your hair ,, and then only we have hot times my dick into your koekoe and i rub my finger over your arsie all at the same time ,, i love too spoil you
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm can this fantacy come true please ,, just emagine this mmmmmmmmm"

Another great PM was one along the lines saying "I think you are the most beautiful woman on LPSG etc. etc." but then I noticed it was sent to about 9 other female members :P

Please guys, proof-read?

TBone: If you PM'd me using that kind of grammar, I'd reply, no matter what your message said.

This is why I don't proposition girls via PM.

I don't have any funny PMs of my own. I am usually the one sending them.

I don't get many PM's I did get one from somebody called Rob it part of it read We hope to see you around.

Sincerely,

The LPSG.ORG staff
Which I thought was funny

haha i didn't know whether or not to be flattered or insulted. i'm not a self proclaimed size queen, but i wouldn't turn down a big one either. i think this guy who PM me probably has an unhealthy asian fetish or something.

like you and your fiance, i've heard all the B/S too. i especially hate it when guys will PM me and say stuff like, "hey is it true asians have tight pussies?" ugh, idiots i tell you.

I thought it was bad how often i get asked if the curtains match the carpet being a redhead....i'd go nuts being Asian!