PMsing

madem that is PRICELESS!!! don't you love the guys who insist that their dick has superpowers that no other penis possesses??

When i had a prolific gallery i got a lot more of the not-so-sly rate my cock PMs that sounded something like this:

Wow! Your pics are so hot! Tell me what you think of my cock.

Oh i just pulled this Gem out of the dirt:

im 19..but..i wish u were my mom..WAIT..that would be a bit wierd wouldnt it?..ok..i wish u were my friends mom =)

Thats brilliant! :)

Flame Boy, i get the good ones don't i? Just wait until the other ladies get to copy and pasting theirs on this thread.

almost all of my pms are really nice. ONe of the sweetest is this young boy, probably from somewhere in Europe 'and how your dick look like??? Describe him please...'

maybe me being a guy means they put less effort into it, mine are usually to the point like:

-can i suck your cock
-wanna fuck?

i try to respond with something discreet like

-sure, on your way here stop at the clinic and get tested for hiv. we can watch golden girls re-runs for two weeks til the results come back. bring snacks.

This one is pretty good too:

would love to show u my pubic hari and mexican cock antyiem u want bby and jerkoff for u on cam, pleaase give me the pleasure to pleasure u, and tkae u to heaven where angels like u belong

Now thats cute....describe him please....

This guy reminded me of an elementary school note:

hey girl think you could do anything with my tool? make use of it? lets be friends...



Another good one:

Hi Thanks for being my friend! Your a vary sexy lady! Have you ever straped-on a BIG phatty and made your man take IT?

oh my god stop this is too much, i'm losing faith in humanity. pondering crossing the road again and playing for the straight team.

Ha ha hey just drop me a massage....

how u doin, i guess am not de first person or either will i be de last 2 say i will love 2 have u. anyway if u ever feel like kicking with me, i guess u know wat 2 do just drop a massage and i will definitly get back 2 u

WTF?? what language is that??

here is a few.

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Here are a few oldies of mine.