Girl too small? lol... fun...

But he's not talking about your fantasy internet-enhanced inches, thicky.

Well let me see here. Every single girl I have been with can not take my dick. I mean. They can only get the head and a bit of the shaft in, but then they complain that it is too thick. My measurements are 9.5 inches in length and 8.63 inches in girth. I really don't see why a lot of guys are bent up over how big their dicks are. Honestly I wish I had just an above average sized penis like most people. I don't have sex as much as I would like too because the girls I fuck either don't wanna fuck me again, or I have to wait 3 days before I fuck them. After fuckin them after a good time at the club or bar and the next morning when I wanna fuck them, they complain that their pussy is torn to bits and their lips are swollen like balloons. So try being in a boat where it doesn't matter what girl you are with, they still can't take it properly. In a way I envy some guys that can get their dick all the way in their woman, or fuck them and not have to wait a 3 days to fuck them again

I don't know what to laugh at the most—your claim of a girth over eight inches, your claim to measure it to three significant digits, or your claim that most people (I will assume that you mean most men) have penises of above average size.

My wife and I took out shares in Ky. She's 5' tall with a tight delicious pussy. Not only hitting bottom is a problem but with her small pussy and my girth I have never been able to penetrate her without using lube in the 5 years we've known each other. Takes the fun out of the idea of just coming into the house some time and riping her cloths off and having at her. Which she wishes I would do more.

Actually, dead serious.

...My funeral will be held on the 23'rd of October.

Luckily I am 5' 3.5" tall.

P.S. Belated condolences on your passing, Drac.

Years ago I had sex with a Turkish woman. A thin petite thing at 5'2", she was not all that tight but I could only get about half of my penis in side of her, she never side a thing during sex, just made faces when ever I would bottom out. After sex the only thing she would say was "long, its long".

If most people had above average penises... the above average would be average, duh :P

When a little girl can't take it as well, I prefer doggy style. You can usually get a bit more in, plus, what a view.

Also, I've had sex with a few girls who thought the dick was too big or some issue and as soon as they got on top they went to TOWN on it. So, I guess what I'm trying to say is in this situation, try other positions.

my ex occasionally had a hard time accomodating...she was a smaller chinese girl...could never really do anything from behind.

girl ive recently been seeing coudlnt take it at all at first, but she has sense "opened up"

its kind of a turn on to see the girls face when she takes it out then a few hours lata they knockin on the door like the cops like its a crack house lol

its kind of a turn on to see the girls face when she takes it out then a few hours lata they knockin on the door like the cops like its a crack house lol