Can you stick your penis in a toilet paper roll?

dont_panic

Flaccid it fits quite easily
Erect is another thing entirely - I can hardly get any of the head in. Might be able to fit around the base albeit snugly (if I had any way of trying it) but otherwise not a chance

emilydi2005

One of my huge dicked friends on yahoo threaded his through one and then got hard... it was one of the coolest things I'd ever seen! He was probably a good 7.5 inches around, so it bulged out a lot out the top, and soared about three inches above it. Then he gave the top a squeeze, a it popped like a can of biscuits. Totally cool!

sargon20

Doesn't cardboard hurt?

Artful Dodger

Don't fit
And here's the proof! >>> k 022.jpg

DEATHbyCARROT

There is more than one size of tp roll. I tried two of em and with the 1st size I had the same results as some of you with not even getting the head in. With the second one it went in quite easily...

lotsafun77

E-man

Yeah, I tried it again and it slid in without any trouble. I thought I shrunk for a second lol.

The Greek Dude

Don't you just love threads that make you go and try something as soon as you're done reading?

(Space for Rent. PM for details)

psychicraptor

I can't and I never thought of doing it either. It would hurt my sensitive pecker to put it into a dried out piece of cardboard and use it as a masturbation device. Now a nice warmed up grapefruit as a homemade orifice ....

doug61853

That's impressive! Wish I had one like that

4 1/2 inches long and knows how to use it!

Artful Dodger

Haha. Chers mate.
You should get some photos up and let the rest of us be the judge!

whatsthatsay

The head wont even fit in

Draconis71

Hmmm, I'd say nope... at least not without using a paring knife/potatoe peeler first... and, thanks, but, nothanks.... no sharp things, please.

Being well endowed doesn't mean being gay.

Captain Elephant

OK, shut this fucking thread down now! I already posted here and said that I couldn't, and my wife read the thread and made me try it again.

She's been laughing like a fucking maniac trying to shove a goddam toilet paper roll on my dick. She got it on once when I was soft, but laughed so hard it fell off (she was still holding it). I got hard and she tried to jam it on again and scratched the shit out of my glans! That's why I'm so pissed off!

So now she's laughing while saying she's sorry. I really believe her.

So if any of you fuckheads start a thread like "ever shave your ballsack with a cheese grater" I'm going to hurt someone.

fat_cock06

haha, i have been in a dilemma all week about this one. the way it reads, almost no one can fit it in, but i have to agree w/ others, there are many sizes. The on I tried on was about 6.5 inches and i could squeeze most of it in. but then i tried a smaller one and came to the same conclusion as many before me: Fuck no it wont fit!