Thanks, man.

Remember, sex is like baseball. No one bats 1.000. You aren't going to get a woman to orgasm every time usually, even if you're really good. People are tired, stressed, whatever sometimes. Don't put too much pressure on yourself.

When those nights occur that you hit a grand slam, raise your fist when you circle the bases and give a cheer. Every man strikes out and every man hits a home run. Don't dwell on the night before, every day is a new day, just hit the next one out of the park and enjoy the game.

The Woody Allen bit is better.