Sex at church

I've done some rather bad things on 'holy ground', but none of them were sexual. I suspect I will do eventually.

bro,pussy is pussy.and wherever i can get it ,ill take it.heaven ,hell or houston.

There you go! theres hope after all!

when I was 9 years of age I ass fucked a Bishop in front of the congregation...while thy sat there and jerkd off...... is this the type of story the OP is looking for...?

In a hearse....bet it was kind of a dead fc*k

LOL Never did have sex at church...
although I did see a lot of huge boners stick out of pants when it came
time to "rise" and sing...and on occasions saw some guys sitting with
huge boners under their suit jackets too.
Guess there's a lot of horny guys wherever you go!
I have a feeling that if this thread was entitled "horny at church"...
there would be different answers! LOL

You Folks are whack, sex is now a sin? HOW DARE YOU in a place of worship.BLAH BLAH.Please, Now the devil is going to get my soul! (Do do do do do,do do do do) Aahh 666.

Sex in a confessional booth seems to be a common forbidden fantasy among people, as it always is made fun of in movies such as Euro Trip and as such, including sex with priets and nuns and so on. It is just the whole forbidden aspect I think is the turn on, rather than the actual place itself as with everything that is made a no no, if it is off limits then it is only made all the more inviting.

I'd rather have sex in the sacristy. At least I know where the booze is kept.

What about those whom the Catholic Church did NOT hurt? Sometimes you just gotta wonder about all this anti-religion/Church shit!

I did lose my virginity in the church nursery to the town slut...I was 12 and she was 17. Good times....

Slept with a priest in the rectory in my early 20s. Remains the largest dick I have ever seen. And I have seen my share.

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Does this count?

Why don't you read?

Virtually no one has talked about sin here except for the people who are randomly bashing the Church. Virtually everyone who disagrees with the idea have simply called it an issue of respect.

The "evil" church now consists as primarily a humanitarian organization. Yes, it did bad things in the past - this was, however, the way things were done. To try and critique the actions of an ancient organization based on modern values is blithering stupid.

To have sex in a church is simply so disrespectful and unkind that its rather shocking. Everyone deserves a little bit of respect.

I've made out with an absolutely beautiful friar in his room in the rectory if that counts, no sex though. Often had dinner with the brothers as well, very nice guys - many of them were gay. Suprise!