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Old 08-31-2007   #16 (permalink)
prepstudinsc is offline

Sex in the church is a one way ticket to Hell. Do not pass go, do not go to purgatory, do not collect $200 out of the offering plate.
 
Old 08-31-2007   #17 (permalink)
allan1015 is offline

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Sex in the church is a one way ticket to Hell. Do not pass go, do not go to purgatory, do not collect $200 out of the offering plate.
What if you don't believe in hell? Do you not think that God created sex? With such a whole world of problems that God has to deal with, why would he/she care were people have sex? As long as noone is getting hurt, who cares?
 
Old 08-31-2007   #18 (permalink)
thorprep is offline

I'm a little surprised that the views are so strong concerning the sanctity of a church. A college professor friend of mine has spent a good portion of his career exploring eroticism (hetero- and homo-) in religious art (poetry, painting, sculpture). It's amazing how over-the-top dripping in gushing torrents of purple passion much of what is now looked at as classic religious art (and, presumably, sterile due to its religiosity) once was. There are even some saints whose religious revelations were likely more auto-erotic obsessions (based on things like Jesus' passion, bodily wounds, etc) than saint-like behavior.

That said, in college, one of my paramours and I had some multi-orgasmic frolics in what was once a congregational chapel that had long-since been de-sanctified and was used as a college meeting/performance space. Still had the taboo feeling (especially since we had to break in to access it).
 
Old 08-31-2007   #19 (permalink)
mercurialbliss is offline

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Sex in the church is a one way ticket to Hell. Do not pass go, do not go to purgatory, do not collect $200 out of the offering plate.
Awesome.

*gets in queue*
 
Old 08-31-2007   #20 (permalink)
Eva
Eva is offline

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What if you don't believe in hell? Do you not think that God created sex? With such a whole world of problems that God has to deal with, why would he/she care were people have sex? As long as noone is getting hurt, who cares?
So you wouldn't mind if I fucked a hooker on your mother's grave?

It's a matter of respect dude.
 
Old 08-31-2007   #21 (permalink)
sargon20 is offline

Kind of sort of. I saw a homeless couple doing the deed outside the church on a main street in San Francisco. They were totally lost in the act. I don't think they even noticed traffic going by.
 
Old 08-31-2007   #22 (permalink)
rico27 is offline

Everyone will have their own opinion on this topic--based on values, morals, how the catholic church damaged you, ---you get my drift. For me it is sacred and like Eva said, it is for me about respect. I wouldn't do it, but if I saw it happening I would have to take into account that we all have a difference of opinions. I would be disguisted, but that is my stuff and I would have to deal with it.

Rico now steps off the soap box and passes it to the next in line.
 
Old 08-31-2007   #23 (permalink)
HazelGod is offline

Anyone catch the series opener of Californication?

Duchovny's getting a hummer from a nun in the transept and holds his hand up to block the eyes of Christ on the crucifix. Hilarious.

I've never had sex inside the church, but I've had several encounters on church and (Catholic) school grounds. Can I get in line behind Bliss?
 
Old 08-31-2007   #24 (permalink)
allan1015 is offline

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So you wouldn't mind if I fucked a hooker on your mother's grave?

It's a matter of respect dude.
Dear, If you wanna fuck a hooker on my mother's grave you certainly can. She has been dead for a long time now! While her ashes may rest there, she remains in my heart and mind; two places you and your hooker could never have sex at.

PS If you and your hooker do fuck on her grave, please at least bring flowers! Otherwise your just plain tacky.
 
Old 08-31-2007   #25 (permalink)
Kenyth is offline

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Sex in the church is a one way ticket to Hell. Do not pass go, do not go to purgatory, do not collect $200 out of the offering plate.
Oh wow! Really??? You get to collect $200 on your way to hell? Thats sounds cool, what can you buy down there? Is this what they tell you at church?

Im so naive when it comes to these religious stuff, I was never brought up religious, so have no clue what so ever. I have only been to a church as a tourist, but only found homeless go there to sleep on a hot summer afternoon, so wasn't really a kodak moment for a tourist. Not many people around here goes to church, I always thought they are a bit outdated and science has come so far since the bible was written.

But now Im kinda curious about this money thing, never thought they have that concept of money even in hell, do they preach you about credit cards etc, is it really like the ads you can use your Visa anywhere?

Even I don't believe in it, but apparently Im going to hell, so maybe just incase I should start thinking about saving not just for my retirement but for my time in hell :D
 
Old 08-31-2007   #26 (permalink)
silvertriumph2 is offline

Never in a sanctuary, but I have had various kinds of sex on the
grounds and in non-sanctified buildings.

Of course, there were the times, when in the Boy Youth Choir, we
horsed around and tried to grab each other in the crotch, goose
each other, or give wedges to get each other in trouble with the
choir master. When I was a little older and a member of the Coed
Youth Choir, we did the very same things, but with both girls and
boys participating. Lots of fun!

At one time, I thought I wanted to be a priest. During those years
there were a number of sexual encounters with both seminarians and priests. I'm not proud of my actions during that time, and since have
greatly regretted them.
 
Old 08-31-2007   #27 (permalink)
dickman45885 is offline

I did do "it" in the basement of a church with an old gf. I was married at the time....so it was adultery in a church....wow talk about big time sins...... But it did not really count because it was not a Catholic church...I was raised Catholic and it was in a Lutheran Church. You know what Lutherans are....Catholics who have looser rules, should's not commandment's and do not believe in the infallibility of the Pope. Hope I did not offend any one out there.... I am politically incorrect and culturally insensitive.
 
Old 09-01-2007   #28 (permalink)
rowing88 is offline

It's just a matter of respect for others. I'm not like a religious freak here but I couldn't fathom having sex in any sort of religious institution.

It's just not right.
 
Old 09-01-2007   #29 (permalink)
Think_Kink is offline

I had sex many times in the house the nuns used to live in for the catholic school accross the street. I think it would be uber hillarious to have sex on a church property... I hear the kids at the daycare there now screaming out their ABC's and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and I totally stop and loose my mood.
 
Old 09-01-2007   #30 (permalink)
yadevavhah@yahoo.com is offline

well,kinda.i banged a lady in the back of a hearse....it was her uncles funeral.
 

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