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Originally Posted by HardGuard Using a bubble level, I am always making slight adjustments. You can use a weight on a string but this takes longer to set up. Having the weight perfectly balanced is

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Old 08-29-2007   #16 (permalink)
cgttown is offline

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Originally Posted by HardGuard View Post
Using a bubble level, I am always making slight adjustments. You can use a weight on a string but this takes longer to set up. Having the weight perfectly balanced is the key to structural integrity and safety.
Have you ever tried using one of those electronic levels that shoots the laser beam? I did once and it was a bitch to balance on my thigh while trying to get everything symmetrical. Plus, the laser beam hit me in the eye and I was seeing spots for days. Maybe that's why I just let it hang like it wants now...which is to the right.
 
Old 08-29-2007   #17 (permalink)
cgttown is offline

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I moved it to the right side and noticed that it would stay pointing straight down even when I walked. Most of the time, it remained limp and was comfortable in its new position. It just felt better on the right side, so that's what I've been doing ever since.
This is basically how it is for me. If I try to hang left (dress left for the traditionalists), it tends to get me growing and it's just uncomfortable. I didn't really make a conscious decision to begin, but have tried both sides and right feels...well, right to me.
 
Old 08-29-2007   #18 (permalink)
cgttown is offline

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Originally Posted by bendigoboi View Post
Re "testicular hang":

http://www.mckinley.uiuc.edu/Handout..._self_exam.pdf


"•
Stand naked in front of a mirror. Look for any swelling on the skin of the scrotum. It is normal for one
testicle to be slightly larger and/or hang lower than the other (typically the left testicle hangs lower than the
right). If the room is too cool it will be difficult to perform the exam. The exam is best performed after a hot
bath or shower as heat relaxes the scrotum making it easier to spot any abnormality."


Thanks for this link, and for the good info. I used to do these every month and just got out of the habit, I guess. I did go to doc once because I kept having pains in my right testicle and had to do the whole visual/tactile exam. Aside from gettin a semi while he was doing it (then losing it big time when he pressed the sore spot and asked if it hurt), everything was okay. Seems I wasn't using enough support when exercising and had strained my groin some. Since that time I've always worn a jock or compression shorts when doing cardio or playing racquetball.
 
Old 08-29-2007   #19 (permalink)
cgttown is offline

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Originally Posted by Industrialsize View Post
I hang left......the worst is what I call a "split decision" when freeballin.....that's where one ball goes left while the other goes right......OUCH!
Now that's interesting, Industrial. I'm talking about which way my wang hangs, not my nuts. Actually, in boxers, when I sit my cock and right testicle tend to go to the right while the left often goes more left, with the crotch/zipper dividing. That's on warmer days, though, when my scrotum is loose and I have a lower hang on the balls. If they're up tight, then the whole package still shifts right--even if I'm commando.

I can't do the commando thing much, though, except in gym shorts around the house, cause the rub of the fabric irritates the head, and if I get aroused at all I not only show big time, I tend to leak pre-cum easily. That just doesn't set the right mood in the middle of a lecture when I'm in front of a class, you know.
 
Old 08-29-2007   #20 (permalink)
socal9 is offline

left normally..right if i want to show
 
Old 08-29-2007   #21 (permalink)
cgttown is offline

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left normally..right if i want to show
So you're ambicockstreous! How nice.
 
Old 08-29-2007   #22 (permalink)
Goose_Eggs is offline

typically hang left, only exception is if trousers have too short of a rise then cock goes left and balls tend to hang on right side. Nuts are pretty even though if really hot and low the left is a little lower. Funny, I always thought your hang had to do with being right/left handed ......... I'm left handed and have been beating my cock with my left hand for, well since the beginning of time lol.
 
Old 08-29-2007   #23 (permalink)
zawfi is offline

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Originally Posted by Goose_Eggs View Post
typically hang left, only exception is if trousers have too short of a rise then cock goes left and balls tend to hang on right side. Nuts are pretty even though if really hot and low the left is a little lower. Funny, I always thought your hang had to do with being right/left handed ......... I'm left handed and have been beating my cock with my left hand for, well since the beginning of time lol.
I always thought it had to do with handedness too, but not because of whacking off. I'm right handed, and since I reach in from the right to pull it out for a piss, it's easier to grab if it's on the left. Over time, I thought my cock just got settled in over there!

My left nut is lower, even when my nut sack contracts. My cock normally hangs left, and even when hard, points up to the left.
 
Old 08-29-2007   #24 (permalink)
Big Dick Jim is offline

I'm about 4.5" soft and wear it left in underwear or commando.
 
Old 08-29-2007   #25 (permalink)
cgttown is offline

I'd heard that "handedness" issue before and forgot it. However, I'm right handed. I've always beat off with the right hand, too. Actually, it is sort of a hassle to get out the goods through the fly, and would probably be easier if I dressed to the left.

Maybe I was genetically supposed to be left handed (my dad was a lefty), but was socialized to be right. BUT, my cock knew better. Funny thing...seems I often think my cock knows better about too many things.
 
Old 08-29-2007   #26 (permalink)
silvertriumph2 is offline

When I wear boxers, and they are short in the crotch, it hangs on the left leg side along with my balls. The same goes for boxer briefs.

If they are full fitted boxers, everything just hangs. But, if there is enough room to bounch about, then my dick tends to keep an on and off slight erection, and then it sort of sticks straight out, and a lot of times comes out of the front opening. I hate that when it happens! I have to find a place out of the eyes of others and poke it back inside.

If I wear briefs, it is usually a "pouch" type and it is either straight up or to the left.

If I don't wear underwear, and it is hanging a fairly good flaccid, and the pants are short crotch, then it usually hangs on the left leg side.

I prefer nothing, really, and then it just hangs!
 
Old 08-29-2007   #27 (permalink)
cgttown is offline

I hate those boxers with the gaping fly. Aaargh! And brand isn't the determiner because I'll have some of one brand that stay closed just fine and others that don't. I've decided to always buy the ones with a button fly to keep the peekaboo penis play down. Although if I really have to pee and the button is buttoned, sometimes it's a pain. Seems like they could figure that one out and make them ALL no gap fly doesn't it?!
 
Old 08-29-2007   #28 (permalink)
BigMeatNJ is offline

always hang left ..always have. left nut is lower on me too by about the size of my balls..in other words my left nut starts where my right one ends. am 5-6" soft.
 
Old 08-29-2007   #29 (permalink)
Nick8 is offline

Always to the right. And what's weird is that I'm the ultimate crotch watcher and by far the majority of guys I see with visible packages on the street are to the right too.
 
Old 08-29-2007   #30 (permalink)
cgttown is offline

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Always to the right. And what's weird is that I'm the ultimate crotch watcher and by far the majority of guys I see with visible packages on the street are to the right too.
Really? Interesting stat, though anecdotal. Just seems like most I see are lefties, and from what I understand, that's what more men are.
 

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