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Old 10-26-2006   #13 (permalink)
Stronzo
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Originally Posted by robmass42 View Post
Did any of you other guys have not so great experiences the first time you tried to have sex with a female?
Shit yes.

My first sex disaster was with a female who'd given me a Seconal and plied me with lots of Tequila. I'd never have been able to get it up for her ordinarilly and she knew it.

When I got her panties off the stench was beyond repulsive. Even my hand near my face (after significant foreplay) was so bad I began to lose my erection.

Anyway I was about 18 and I knew I was obliged to finish since she was one of "the crowd". But for the love of Christ girl.... WASH!

Anyhow I never let that nasty first experience with the opposite sex sour my attraction for the female gender.

**aside to robmass;

Gotta loveyour "la Liz" avatar (from The Lucy Show circa 1960s?)