Did any of you other guys have not so great experiences the first time you tried to have sex with a female?

This website has lots of fun stories about great conquests, but many people will also admit their first time wasn't so great.

For me, I had a fun, sexy high school girlfriend. We'd dated for a while, and had done pretty much everything together except fuck.

Finally, the great day arrived, and everything imaginable went wrong. I was suddenly nervous, we fumbled with the rubbers, we were trying to do it in the backseat of a car, we couldn't get comfortable, she got all tensed up, etc. etc. We ended up doing some oral and calling it a night.

Eventually we 'got it right', and had a lot of fun as horny teenagers.