Ever feel that women only like you for your dick?

I went to a friend's pool party about a week ago. And, in my trunks, I was a bit more than obvious. Any time a female friend would come up to me (Which they were showing up more than usual while I had on trunks.), between every word they would quickly glance at my crotch, with a quick smirk going across their face.

Since, two of the women from the party have asked me out. I'm not even single, and they know it!

never.

No...

yes lol

How big are you, anyway?

All the time. But then the alarm goes off and it's time to get ready for work.

What part of the world do you live in? I need to move to it.

OMFG! She's humongous

Yep, the real world's pretty cold, isn't it?

Shhh! people are staring!

No, they like me for my tongue. Actually, I'm just sort of joking. My wife and I haven't been married that long, and technically still newlyweds. Our friends all have 20 years or longer marriages, so our sex is quite a bit fresher, I would say.

I'm too much of a gentleman to brag about our love life with my best buddies, but apparently the rules are different for women. At a recent backyard BBQ the other wives were teasing me, and, frankly, I didn't get the joke. In the car on the way home my wife confessed that she was bragging about our escapades. Don't know how graphic she got, but it suddenly became clear to me what they meant about licking the BBQ sauce off the chicken breast and finding it funny that I didn't eat thighs.

Does that mean you'll suck on her tits but won't eat her pussy?

all through high school and into my mid-twenties this would happen to me.mostly because i was more into casual sex back then,and word would spread out amongst the women i had been with.
in high school people were wondering if the bulge i had goin' on was real.
so of course i'm pullin' out what i got.

No, I'm far too pretty for people to like me *just* for my enormous schlong ;)

I feel that way soemtimes
really depends on the girl tho

Oh man are women so much more risque than men.

My wife works in a hair salon and she's tells me that their conversations when no customers are in the store almost always involve sex and the size of their man.

Apparently with my 6", my wife is the envy of the other women.