A tactfull way to invite a lady to have sex

sean9incher

I know this is a slightly insane question. But I see woman out on the street or on the train or what have you... women I do not know. I want to ask them (tactfully) if they'd be interested in having casual sex. But is there a way to even do that?

I have women friends I know that have told me if (some) of these women know I was 9" they would jump at the chance (which I find a little outlandish).

So is there a way to tactfully ask a woman to have casual sex if you think she is smokin' hot?

Please be nice...

Are you a shooter or dribbler? Shooter here.

TattooedMamaMeg

I honestly can't think of a way. lol. I, personally, can't think of anything a guy could say that would entice me to have casual sex with him. Not unless he was a friend and I've known him for a while.

Xochil~

I really have to agree with TattoedMamaMeg. Too many creepy guys in this world! Now how about if I saw you at a local drinking hole every week. You strike a casual conv. get to know me sum. Maybe get me a drink. Maybe. If I saw u at the grocery store and we said hello's. If I saw you at a local venue where live music. I guess that's my idea. Casual sex has to still have boundaries for women. We agree to what those are once we make the initial connection. Chem has to be smokin' as well...Good luck!

Osiris

There are women who would respond to your request, unfortunately they'd want payment for the hour up front.

Most decent women will not sleep with a guy who comes up and right out of the shoot meeting says, "Would you like to get to know each other in the biblical sense."

Even an "easy" girl has standards and in the age of deadly disease in which we live? You will be hard pressed to get a stranger to take you up on your offer.

Sorry.

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Don't PM me, I won't reply.

sean9incher

VERY interesting outlook... thank you Xochil. (P.S. Can I buy you a drink? LOL... only partially joking there)

Are you a shooter or dribbler? Shooter here.

DC_DEEP

So, I guess "Nice tits, wanna fuck?" is out of the question, huh ladies?

"Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh! Kookaburra, gay your life must be!"

ManlyBanisters

If you're asking?

Eva

Try "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" We're impressed when you notice our cute shoes. (Make sure she has on cute shoes. If she's wearing $2.99 flops from the gas station, it's not going to be as effective.)


But seriously, if someone came up to me on the street and propositioned me, I'd probably be rather offended. What, do I look easy? Am I a whore? What?!

Definitely try to build somewhat of a rapport before just coming out with the offers for all the sex. I mean, isn't sex a bit better when you have at least a small rapport anyway?

DC_DEEP

I am SO insulted! And that coming from a frog-fucking PIGGY!

"Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh! Kookaburra, gay your life must be!"

ClaireTalon

Let's cut it short: There is none. Women who would say yes to such a question, or give any other form of positive reply, are so rare that you shouldn't even try to ask one you don't know in public, unless you want to make a moron out of yourself in front of other people. There is just the good, ol-fashioned flirting. At some point you will find out whether she would engage in casual sex or not, and at that point you should get ready to ask your question.

However, beware: Not every woman who looks hot to you is ready to engage in such an act. And even me, to whom I would refer to as a sexually liberal character, would feel awkward having sex after such a short prelude. It just seems funny to me.

A few of my female professional mates used to call me "Bear Fox" during the 80s. You guess why, and you win a prize...

A reply to that one would be one of the rare exceptions where a PM from a stranger would get a reply ;-)
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Panties torn: $ 25
Bed broken: $ 950
Mindblowing sex: Priceless.

earllogjam

Boy, straight guys have it rough. How long a prelude do women need to hop in the sack?

Osiris

Smooth as sand paper my friend.

What about me?

Have you seen any frog headed pigs running around? You got no proof mate!

Exactly, this stuff only works in the mvies and even then, maybe 20% of the time. As Claire says she's liberal and she is being polite about how this would go down. Awkward is an understatement. She might have to take her gorgeous shoes off and teach you a lesson.

About a year unless you buy them something really nice from Tiffany's.

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Don't PM me, I won't reply.

ManlyBanisters

Dozy DC - the is in response to "Nice tits, wanna fuck?" - not the "huh ladies?" bit... you know I lova ya baby!

Form an oderly queue - or is that 'cue'?

DC_DEEP

Hang around a while, my friend. You'll understand that quote before too long!Kermit and Piggy are all the proof I need.I would have offered 28.625 seconds. Perhaps you know something I don't..."Oderly" or "orderly"? I prefer to shower, but will refrain if that's your desire. At any rate, I still say, "nice tits, wanna fuck?"

"Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh! Kookaburra, gay your life must be!"

njqt466

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Originally Posted by Xochil~ I really have to agree with TattoedMamaMeg. Too many creepy guys in this world! Now how about if I saw you at a local drinking hole every week. You strike a casual conv. get to know me sum. Maybe get me a drink. Maybe. If I saw u at the grocery store and we said hello's. If I saw you at a local venue where live music. I guess that's my idea. Casual sex has to still have boundaries for women. We agree to what those are once we make the initial connection. Chem has to be smokin' as well...Good luck!

Yup! What she said!

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Originally Posted by earllogjam Boy, straight guys have it rough. How long a prelude do women need to hop in the sack?

Depends on the guy and the chemistry. I would say anywhere from 3 days to 3 months.