Got Caught Looking

Exactly OSX. Sorry guys but you really do live in an uptight repressed society.

Yeah, I got caught looking once, too. I was at the gym, drying off after taking a shower. It was pretty busy -- I think that there were about a dozen stalls, and all or nearly all in use at the time. They were all open stalls, so from the drying-off area you could see into them. I noticed a guy showering with swimming trunks on. I thought: "What a wimp, he takes a shower in swimming trunks!" Then the guy slid off the trunks and revealed a dick that looked to be about the same size soft as mine is hard (that would be 7.5" x 6.5"). It was the biggest dick I had (or have) ever seen in the flesh. I was aware that, if I had kept looking, the guy would see me looking, which would have mortified me, so I went through the motions of continuing to dry off, mostly looking down or at the wall, taking only a furtive peek or two. The guy finished his shower, wrapped his towel around himself, and went over to where there was a balance scale. He stepped on to it to weigh himself and removed the towel. He was now standing sideways to me and a fair distance away with his huge dick hanging in view, so I took advantage of the opportunity to look without being seen by him. I did not think, though, that I might be seen by someone else until I heard some words addressed to me by someone nearby. I said, "What?", and the speaker, another guy in a towel, said: "Are you checking him out?" (Luckily for me he said it in a low voice, so that no one else could hear it!) I mumbled a "No" that was one of the few out-and-out lies that I have ever told in my life and made my embarrassed escape.

Shades allow us to heavily cruise someone and not get popped. If your overall body language is neutral, you can totally stare and no one knows.

Calboner: Intense story. Too bad we can't wear shades in the locker room.

>>As he turned again, my eyes were glued to his crotch and noticable bulge, and my thoughts were of "what lies in wake behind that fabric".

I looked up and he was looking at me as if studying a painting and asked: "Is something wrong...?" I quickly made something up about daydreaming and thinking about the rest of my day, instead of the truth....scoping out his package.<<

BUSTED!

Sorry, couldn't resist. I'm often surprised at some big-dicked fellas who don't get it - when you're bigger that average and you're showing in your pants, peopel are gonna look! I get that a bit at work, probably because of the contrast - as I'm a fat fella I wear my pants under my gut, but my bulge is pretty noticable no matter how I adjust it, even though I'm not a "shower". I normally wear jeans and standard-issue fatigue pants. I notice people noticing - y'know, "the-glance-then-look-away" thing. I'm sorta flattered by it.

But some guys might not feel the same way - particularly in the workplace. My advice - just don't mention it again, and be a lot more careful stealing looks at your bosses' crotch rocket.

Or, as sdbg aptly put it - use shades. Preferrably dark ones or mirrored ones, and let your eyeballs do al the work.

Works for me.

busted---wow thats embarrising. If the bulge is huge then they want you to see it! If you a weird bird watcher thats different

Arrested!! Freddie, you've got to lighten up.

If it's that noticable - he's probably used to it and is flattered

He was probably trying to start a fantasy sequence.

It should have went like this:

Bulgy Mc Bulge: "Is something wrong?"

You:"Uh, no."

Bulgy: "You're just enjoying the view, then?" *cue random synth-pop porn music*

You: "Yes. I don't get to see such, 'large tools' outside of my job."

Bulgy: "Well, if you know how to handle, I can let you test it out" *Unbuttons his pants and grabs you by the back of the neck*

*Sex Sequence*
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That being said (lol!) I too have been caught by guys while I was staring. Once by a guy walking with his girl in the mall. It was huuuge. It could have been more balls then meat, but there was alot of meat there. He actually grabbed it, winked at me and then then shook his finger in a "tsk,tsk,tsk" sort of way.

Oh, my God, that made me laugh out loud! I would give that guy a prize for being outstandingly cool. That is priceless.

Haha, so I think I might've been caught twice by the same guy in the same week.
He came into class, and he's the frat boy kind of guy, and dresses like it. Shorts that stop just above the knees. Either they were bunching up a lot or he was sportin' something monstrous. Either way, my eyes were glued to that package as he sat down in front of me. I guess he noticed, because as he sat down, his eyes ended up where his package had been and I was reduced to an "Uhh..." followed by a "What's up?" nod.


Then, on the way to class, I was checking out this nice package as it came up the hill towards me. I made the mistake of looking to the face(a problem I really need to get over, xD) and BAM, same guy. Same "Uhh..." and a "What's up?" nod.

This semester's gonna be interesting. haha

You don't have two much competition, with your 9" salami, which is delicious.

I've been caught looking at bulges many times, but no one has ever said anything confrontational. Actually, I don't remember anyone ever saying anything at all......

Earlier in the summer it was hot as hell and my a/c was out. I couldn't stand it any longer so went to the local library to read and to cool off. I think just about everyone had on shorts, as I did.

I sat at a table with 3 others, 2 of us on each side. Across from me was a handsome, muscular man of probably 22 with a black muscle shirt and a gym bag next to him on the table. Our eyes met and we both nodded and mouthed hi.

After about an hour, I opened my back pack and pulled out a box of tic tacs. As I opened the box, it slipped out of my hand, spilling the little mints out all over the floor and under the table. I got down on the floor to pick them up and as I went further under the table to retreive some, the guy across from me opened his legs (he was definitely in commando mode), and reached in his right pant leg and pulled his cock out and began pulling and shaking it around. I quickly picked the remaining mints and sat back up in the chair. I looked over at him and he had a smirk on his face (reminded me of WWII pictures of Mussolini with his smirk and lower lip stuck out), with his eyes looking up at the ceiling, and his arms crossed on his chest. Like, "well don't tell me you didn't like what I just showed you!"

I kept staring until he dropped his eyes and looked my way. Then he winked, got up and went to the men's room. I picked up my things and left. I have often wondered if........

Oh, c'mon Silver, that was a cruising signal if I ever saw one. You should have followed him. Who knows what would have happened? I have some ideas.