Morning Wood

Morning Wood? It's neither friend nor foe .... It's BREAKFAST!!!

I love waking up with a kickstand. I like it even more that it still happens every day at 56 years old.

I like morning wood. It's nice to look at, but I never do anything with it.

Wonderful, provided I've got the day off with not much to do. Really annoying if my alarm goes off, I've got half an hour to be somewhere, my eyes hurt, I feel like a zombie, and I'm pitching a massive tent in the blankets.

A friend always especially when you know you have time to enjoy it even if its only a few minutes.

Definitely a friend - It's a nice surprise and a reminder of virility to me (even though it's not related to sex, just R.E.M. stage sleep,) and I can drift back to sleep no problem unless I need to pee.

My erection points almost straight up, so peeing in the toilet with wood is out; I'll just use the bathtub and rinse it out! Problem solved.

freind! i love jacking off first thing in the morning. puts a spring in my step and that first cum of the day is always the best.

Morning Wood? You mean the brother of Big Head; cousin of Long Soldier; all descendants of Little Big Man?

morning wood is annoying. i hate when i get an erection as soon as i wake up. and it's always hard as a rock and it hurts.

I wake up and I'm too tired to deal with my morning wood. Yet I have to jerk off so it'll go back down. As soon as I'm done, I gotta pee so bad and get pee all over the toilet seat. Now I have to clean everything.

Have any of you ever had long, hot sex then when you're done your pee goes in another direction even though you're aiming straight ahead?

I never wear underwear, even when I'm fully dressed. I'll wear boxers or boxer briefs. When I'm sleeping, I'm always naked.

It sucked when I was at camp or during college because I'd have trouble sleeping because of constantly adjusting my boxers during the night.