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New member here... I saw a movie (River of Cum) on a newsgroup and found a reference to LPSG, so I thoulght I'd breeze by. I'm a retired old man (65) that is now quickly

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Old 08-01-2007   #1 (permalink)
FORLANDO is offline
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New member here... I saw a movie (River of Cum) on a newsgroup and found a reference to LPSG, so I thoulght I'd breeze by.

I'm a retired old man (65) that is now quickly loosing the ability to cum except by my own hand. My wife and I just can't get it together. Too many fizzles that it is bad for the male self-onfidence.

I'm not a particularly large-peckered individual, but what I had was good while it was good, so to speak.

I think I'll just roam the board looking at younger fellas talk about firing away whenever and at whatever. I hope all you young fellows appreciate your working equipment it while you still have it working!!

Boy, I sound depressing. O.K. so last night was another failure with the Mrs.

The Old Martian
 
Old 08-01-2007   #2 (permalink)
ganja4me is offline

Welcome to the group.
 
Old 08-02-2007   #3 (permalink)
biguyfla is offline

One of the things you said reminded me of a saying I heard when I was a kid.
"I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was!"
Anyway, Welcome!
 
Old 08-06-2007   #4 (permalink)
FORLANDO is offline

I remember when I was about 45 laughing at some sort of lyrics or poem lamenting being old, one line something like this:

What was once my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.

And now, 20 years later ...
 
Old 08-06-2007   #5 (permalink)
joshunot is online now

I'm fairly new here too. May I say welcome also
 

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