DRIVE by skeeting!

this is just terrible!

Fuck! She was remarkably calm about that...

The only person IRL I know this has happen was my Gran - yes - you heard me - my Gran - when she was 19 (not recently). Apparently, at a fucking tea-dance or something, some guy just turned around and - quoting Gran here - "suddenly came over all unnecessary and ejaculated on my shoes - I was so cross and I didn't know where to look!"

Thanks for sharing Gran!

Dude, your make-up was amazing! How'd you make yourself look so much like an Asian dude?

Oh. My. God.

Best video ever. I gotta try that next time I'm in Japan, the girls apparently don't mind it that much to get a hair- and face-full of man-chowder.

That was awful...how does she get over that..who would do that to a woman?