I stole a pig

btrelll · 07-18-2007

Now I feel bad.

Does anyone want it?

jeff black · 07-18-2007

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Originally Posted by btrelll

Now I feel bad.

Does anyone want it?

Did you have sex with it?

wldhoney · 07-18-2007

Hmmmmm.......I once responded to a call where a guy died while having sex with a stuffed pig he had bound on it's back on the bed. So my question is ..... what did you do to that pig, mister?

btrelll · 07-18-2007

I didn't sleep with it. I might have put my arm around it, but nothing more.

I might just return him to the farm

njqt466 · 07-18-2007

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Originally Posted by btrelll

Now I feel bad.

Does anyone want it?

Assuming this is a joke and you just posted for the sake of posting... in the future, don't do that! It's annoying and a waste of bandwith.

If you are serious and stole a live pig then you should do the right thing and return it. If it's a toy return it!

Duh! Stealing is wrong.

Where are you stupid people coming from?!?

ganja4me · 07-18-2007

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Originally Posted by btrelll

I didn't sleep with it. I might have put my arm around it, but nothing more.

I might just return him to the farm

If I were you I would be making bacon.

jeff black · 07-18-2007

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Originally Posted by btrelll

I didn't sleep with it. I might have put my arm around it, but nothing more.

I might just return him to the farm

Probably for the best. Everyone knows that Pigs make lousy lovers.

(I'm just fucking around, dude)

wldhoney · 07-18-2007

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Originally Posted by ganja4me

If I were you I would be making bacon.

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Originally Posted by jeff black

Probably for the best. Everyone knows that Pigs make lousy lovers.

(I'm just fucking around, dude)

LMAO......at least it got a cuddle.

Big Dreamer · 07-18-2007

I'm surprised Manly Banisters isn't chiming in. This is one of hers that got potentially violated.

btrelll · 07-18-2007

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Originally Posted by njqt466

Assuming this is a joke and you just posted for the sake of posting... in the future, don't do that! It's annoying and a waste of bandwith.

If you are serious and stole a live pig then you should do the right thing and return it. If it's a toy return it!

Duh! Stealing is wrong.

Where are you stupid people coming from?!?

Sir, I am very serious.

I never wanted an opinion on the moral implications of stealing said pig, I just wanted to know who would like to take the pig off my hands.

Would you like it? His name is Cecil.

ganja4me · 07-18-2007

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Originally Posted by btrelll

Sir, I am very serious.

I never wanted an opinion on the moral implications of stealing said pig, I just wanted to know who would like to take the pig off my hands.

Would you like it? His name is Cecil.

Uh oh...I sense drama.

wldhoney · 07-18-2007

It's ok, everyone. I took a statement from said pig, and she said that any squealing she made was with her consent, and that the OP is free of responsibility as she told him she was of legal age and then told him she gave great snout.

Call was cleared as "Peace Restored".

njqt466 · 07-18-2007

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Originally Posted by btrelll

Sir, I am very serious.

I never wanted an opinion on the moral implications of stealing said pig, I just wanted to know who would like to take the pig off my hands.

Would you like it? His name is Cecil.

First off, I am a Miss or Ms not a sir.

No, I would not like your pig, even if his name is Cecil.

Perhaps the local Humane Society will accept him?

You really can't blame me for thinking that this was a joke.

You have been a member for 3 years, have no profile information, no pictures have made a mere 83 posts and started only 4 threads. Two threads were in fictitious stories, the one I have copy/pasted below; and of course todays pig post.

btrelll vbmenu_register("postmenu_268654", true);
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btrelll is
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 83

Do guys with larger winky-woo-wahs eat more cake?

A friend of mine with a stubby little nodge hardly eats any cake, while I enjoy a higher cake intake than most.

Now I ask you, how could I or anyone else for that matter possibly be expected to take your pig post, seriously.

btrelll · 07-18-2007

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Originally Posted by njqt466

First off, I am a Miss or Ms not a sir.

No, I would not like your pig, even if his name is Cecil.

Perhaps the local Humane Society will accept him?

You really can't blame me for thinking that this was a joke.

You have been a member for 3 years, have no profile information, no pictures have made a mere 83 posts and started only 4 threads. Two threads were in fictitious stories, the one I have copy/pasted below; and of course todays pig post.

btrelll vbmenu_register("postmenu_268654", true);
Member

btrelll is
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 83

Do guys with larger winky-woo-wahs eat more cake?

A friend of mine with a stubby little nodge hardly eats any cake, while I enjoy a higher cake intake than most.

Now I ask you, how could I or anyone else for that matter possibly be expected to take your pig post, seriously.

My entire posting history here has been serious Sir.

My stories are post modern works of genius.

My theory of cake mix enlarging the winky woo wah is sound.

Now please take this pig off my hands. He's chewing my ankles.

wldhoney · 07-18-2007

Hey, ganja4me, wanna go hide out in "Funny Stuff"?

I stole a pig

Now I feel b ad. Does anyone want it?