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Originally Posted by wldhoney Hey, ganja4me, wanna go hide out in "Funny Stuff"? Good idea.

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Old 07-18-2007   #16 (permalink)
ganja4me is offline

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Hey, ganja4me, wanna go hide out in "Funny Stuff"?
Good idea.

 
Old 07-18-2007   #17 (permalink)
btrelll is offline
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PIG NEWS: The pig has decided to go to sleep. I'll sell him tomorrow
 
Old 07-18-2007   #18 (permalink)
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I took a statement from said pig, and she said that any squealing she made was with her consent, ...
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The pig has decided to go to sleep. I'll sell him tomorrow
Someone needs to take a quick course in sexing pigs.
 
Old 07-18-2007   #19 (permalink)
btrelll is offline
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PIG NEWS: I've checked and the pig is indeed male. It also has a huge porky penis.


 
Old 07-18-2007   #20 (permalink)
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Someone needs to take a quick course in sexing pigs.
She's a T-Pig.
 
Old 07-18-2007   #21 (permalink)
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Now I feel bad.

Does anyone want it?
Yes, I need some pork for dim sum (siu mai). !!!
 
Old 07-18-2007   #22 (permalink)
btrelll is offline
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I'll give him to anyone willing to draw me a picture of my bottom
 
Old 07-18-2007   #23 (permalink)
HickBoy is offline

OK, I've found my replacement. I can resign from LPSG knowing that it will be in good hands. I've enjoyed it, made a few friends, but it's time to move on. Good night to all!
 
Old 07-18-2007   #24 (permalink)
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Everyone knows that Pigs make lousy lovers.
Yeah. Take it from an old farm boy. They kiss and squeal.
 
Old 07-18-2007   #25 (permalink)
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Yeah. Take it from an old farm boy. They kiss and squeal.

While the cows go "oooooo" and the sheep go "yeeeaaaaahhhhh".
 
Old 07-18-2007   #26 (permalink)
50%more is offline

Stop talkimg about your girlfriend like that, just because her clit is bigger than your penis.

Sorry about that. It is just that my lentil soup is not as good as I expected.
 
Old 07-18-2007   #27 (permalink)
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She's a T-Pig.
A tranny pig? Now thats worth money! He should post pics on ebay.

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OK, I've found my replacement. I can resign from LPSG knowing that it will be in good hands. I've enjoyed it, made a few friends, but it's time to move on. Good night to all!
I think not.

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Yeah. Take it from an old farm boy. They kiss and squeal.
ROTFLMAO
 
Old 07-18-2007   #28 (permalink)
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Stop talkimg about your girlfriend like that, just because her clit is bigger than your penis.

Sorry about that. It is just that my lentil soup is not as good as I expected.
Little is worse than crunchy lentil soup.
 
Old 07-18-2007   #29 (permalink)
btrelll is offline
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The pig has now been returned. I knitted it some booties too
 
Old 07-19-2007   #30 (permalink)
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A tranny pig? Now thats worth money! He should post pics on ebay.
Although neither a true transsexual nor a true transvestite, Miss Piggy of The Muppet Show is widely held to have been a drag act. The over-the-top use of make-up and female clothing is consistent with the deployment of exaggerative hyperfemininity by drag performers, as indeed is the stage name 'Miss Piggy', which highlights notions of gender at the expense of the performer's first name. If one factors Miss Piggy's use of camp innuendo and penchant for belting out 'queer anthems' into the equation, then the case becomes stronger still.
 

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