| Keeley Hazell
I've never had sex with a celebrity, but the closest I've come was one seeing me naked. I was dating a fellow busty model friend of Keeley Hazell's and there was one occaision I spent the night at my girlfriend's place. I was taking a nice warm shower in the morning and didn't think anyone besides my girlfriend was there. So of course I walked out naked, hanging in a limp, but a good full 6 inch "shower" mode. Apparently Keeley was stopping by and at that moment was walking right toward me in the hall. I reacted and said "oops sorry" and backed into the bathroom without closing the door. She just smiled raised her eyebrows and kept walking. But I was catching her take a supposedly-subtle nice long look as she walked by, with a huge smile. I never told my girlfriend and I don't know if she ever heard from Keeley, but that pretty much made my day.
I honestly have no idea if she was impressed or what, but it's fun to think that maybe she was. I don't know. Actually I do know i'm bigger than that dude in her sex tape so who knows?? | 
