The bum bum

Steve Cocky-Long got his 15 mile penis out and had bum bum sex with a lady called Patricia or something. She had big boobs. 34J maybe. I don't know.

But she enjoyed it because big penises were what she liked and as I said before, Steve had a penis that was 15 miles long, which is pretty long.

Then he dropped his man gloop over her and she said, "I really enjoyed having sex with you Steve. Your 15 mile penis really is quite excellent. Thanks"

The End

There was far too much gay activity in this story for my liking.

You should have posted some kind of warning in advance.

I thought of posting a warning but I feel my writing is a gift to all of humanity. Limiting it by issuing a warning seems unfair to those who subsequently never get to experience my art.

I like the simplicity of it. Almost adds an extra element of depth to it, what when you notice the sociological undertones behind it. From a post-modernist standpoint, truly a fascinating piece of literature.

Did Steve post on LPSG to ask if his cock was big enough?

You forgot to say how many miles in circumference Steve's penis is. And Patricia should moan "Your cock is so much bigger than my husband's."

What was Patricia's ass like? Sorry, what was Patricia's bum-bum like?