your most painful experience?

Holy fuck, snooz - I never had anything like that! I think my biggest underparts ouch was a girl with overlong fingernails being a little rough.

(Though I've had babies, they chose not to use the prescribed exit )

my sis thinks it very funny that she had to grab my arm & restrain me from punching the midwife, when i was still groggy & she did an internal after labour.

in your situation i think i would've don'e something rash.
i had vagismus and an inexperienced partner.

and i was always a clit masturbator, so it was literally virgin territory.

Line drive baseball to the nuts. I was pitching. Immediately fell down and threw up.

Losing my virginity also hurt more than having a baby, losing my virginity was sort of a sharp very very intense pain that I couldn't have stood if it had gone on longer than a few seconds, however labour's much more gradual and kind of mellow.

Soccer injury here as well! I was a soph in highschool, went up to head the ball against another guy... bounced it nearer the goal...then we fell down in a pile, and the other guy's elbow crashed into my balls, Ouch! I was wearing a jock, but not a cup -- I could never run when wearing a cup. Threw up, passed out. My crotch was generally bruised for a few days, and surprisingly, I was not interested in sex at all, to the consternation of my then-girlfriend, whom I'd been screwing daily for the better part of a year.

Also had my share of really, really bad blowjobs, with more teeth and suction than wet and sloppy. My cock's pretty thick, so you're really got to open wide. Why is it people who give bad head never believe you when you tell them to stop 'cause it hurts? I ended up with a bloody, raw and bruised cock from the worst of those._

Ho god...happened to me too..i was like 16 y.o.
the girl wanted anal sex(first anal sex for me) and i penetrated her 2 fast, didnt lubrificate her deep enuff and....

I remember back in high school during gym class we were playing handball. I came to gym late that day so when I arrived they were already playing. They used to seperate the teams by having one team wear these mesh vestlike things and the other just their gym shirt. (Used to just turn our shirts inside out but couldn't do that anymore because we started having co ed gym class) The gym teacher told me to get one of those vest things and to be the goalie. I grabbed one and went over to the goal line. As I was putting it over my head someone threw a line drive right into my balls. I tried to play it off like it didn't hurt but everyone could tell I was in pain.

Another thing was when I used to skateboard. I tried to hit a handrail and caught my crotch on the rail. Last time I ever tried doing that. I couldn't walk straight for the next couple days.

A young man sat on it wrong and it missed his buthole and bent under his weight quite a bit. It already had a "down" curve, so the bend went in that direction. It was a hard movement, as he was wanting to thrust it into himself. A bit of pain, but I managed to stay hard, so he got it in and jerked off. I didn't finish that time.

I've Had two first I lost a testacle because of torsion that's a long story. A couple of years ago I had a bad yeast infection on my penis right on the frenulum area in a couple of folds and a couple of ulcers from it on the head never had a small wound that hurt so bad. A couple of the scars still hurt. Had sex with my wife a couple of weeks ago and came down with another a couple of days later. I told her she had a yeast infection and she argued with me. A week or so later she went to the dr's office and told them she had a UTI. They took urine, called the next day and told her she had yeast. At least I knew what it was that time and started treating as soon as I felt the scratchiness. I am parinoid now and have been since the first infection. I usually treat for it everytime for a few days just to make sure.

Epididimitis when in college. Could barely walk and wound up staying in bed several days while the antibiotics kicked in.

the day my Internet Connection went down and I couldn't log onto LPSG..that was painful

My penchant for Amazonian women means that I've had several sexual encounters with women much bigger than I am (I'm 5'9"/1.75m and 190#/86kg).

One evening I was fooling around with a young lady that was 5"11"/1.80m and about 230#/104kg. During foreplay, I must have taken a rather large knee or thigh to the crotch, but it was subtle enough (or I was so caught up in the moment) that I didn't realize it at the time. Once we progressed to sexual intercourse, any time I cam close to orgasming a sharp, searing pain radiated through my balls and pretty much resent my excitement level back to zero. The silver lining to this dark cloud was that this enabled me to last forever. I fairly pounded this young lady for about an hour straight until she begged off that she couldn't take it any more. I never did orgasm.

After sex we decided to head out for an early, early breakfast (it was probably 3-4am). I first noticed the REAL pain while bending over to tie my shoes. By the time we came back from the restaurant I could barely walk. By the next afternoon, I had some serious bruising on both of my balls and was walking tenderly for the rest of the week.

Ironically, this pretty much ruined whatever I had going with the woman: she only slept with me one more time. She had a surprisingly petite vagina relative to the rest of her, and the combination of my large penis and unexpected super-stamina was a bit more than she would willingly handle on a regular basis.

Que sera, sera, and all that.

How about having baldder sugery and they access
ithe bladder through the uriteur (penis opening) putting all their tools
inside through there???