Originally Posted by ClaireTalon

Smoothies, charmers and pick-up artists would only have little chances with me anyways. I'm very capable of detecting a pile of bullshit, so lines and approaches copied from articles and narratives in the matching magazines won't help either.

Just come as you are, show that you have manners (don't affect them), and if you want to bed me, watch for the signs and play the game of innuendo with me. And flip the switch at the right turning point, the bad boy is very welcome in my bed :-)