Since I shoot into a couple of layers of paper towel which I lay upon my abdomen, I just fold it up (I can't crumble it - ewwww, squishy!) and I use a still-dry portion of it to wipe off my glans. Then I fall asleep in the afterglow of the orgasm.

Snail trails on the sheets are a small price to pay for bedtime recreation. I take my shower in the morning.