My best reaction was the first time in Junior High when us guys were showing off our bulges. I said to myself, "Gee all these guys are really small?" Wrong. I found out that being 5'6" means nothing when you're 8x6.5. When it came time to show my bulge my friends eyes all bugged out. One said. "How big are you - A FOOT!" I said no I'm not that big! Wish I was though. Of course from then on I was King of the Hill.

Then I found out how huge my bulge looked when visiting cousins. Girl cousins. I got all excited watching there GF's jump about. When I got up to cross the room I came to attention for all the world to see. The closest girl screamed and pointed. Like I was some sort of freak! Hey chicks. I like my size. Who wouldn't?