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Old 08-27-2006   #18 (permalink)
MegaMan
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Originally Posted by punk09
Not wanting to "cheat" on the measurement part, I'd also posit that there are basically two kinds of boners, those that "hinge" down and those that "hinge" up.

Those that "hinge" down have a major axis on the top of the shaft, those that "hinge" up have a major axis on the bottom of the shaft.

It really turns guys on when I take my pink steel and force it down to the horizontal as far as possible and then let go, when it springs back to my belly with a resounding THUD.

Once I was at a sex party with Nina Hartley and she was trying to show us how to make a guy cum by stimulating the area behind the balls feeling for the prostate. Since I have hard cock buried behind my balls through the perineum, she couldn't get around that mass to find the prostate.

Her words were "don't let anyone tell you that you've got a small cock."

I always wondered about that.
Wouldn't it be more fair to measure the top and bottem then?
Like, my top is 8" and my bottom perhaps 9", cause it "hinges" up.
It's not fair dammit!