Originally Posted by ruinean

I have a very early memory of standing at the toilet when I was about 3, the seat was up and I would put the penis on the lip of the bowel to pee, it was just the right elevation for it. I remember because the goddamned seat fell and slammed my dick, my mom said she never heard any kid screaming so hard. Said it was black and blue for more than a week, which thank god I don't remember.