cum chunks

Same here, in my youth. Even in my fourties, in stuck to my loved one's chest when he stood up to go clean up. It was funny when he brought it up.

chunks? jello-like globules? tapioca?

like barf chunks?

I wouldn't go that far; but this thread is disturbing on sooo many levels.

I'm not sure about that Snoozan. I'm pretty certain there have been more gross threads but none come to mind at the moment.

For some reason I always thought that the thicker the cum the more spermatozoa you had in the "load" and therefore the more "potent" the ejaculate. (Hell, what do I know??)

All I know is that when I was younger I used to shoot 8 or so good streams of the stuff (over my head even) and you could hang it upside down and it wouldn't even drip. Nowhere near that volume now, tho.

DonkeyBoy is correct. This is a sign of mild infection. AND it's a a sign of dehydration. Both are a sign of bodily acidity.
If you avoid eating grains, cooked starch (aka burgers & fries) and ingest a lot of water, pineapple, fresh fruit, and fresh squeezed vege juices ... you'll see the problem (and the underlying infection) clear up.
You'll need to continue this for at least 3 weeks.
This little remedy won't hurt you but if it doesn't clear up after that then you definitely need to see a doctor for some kind of analysis cause you got PROBLEMS.
However, the extra enzymes from the fresh juice and fruit should alkalize your body and make your prostate healthier and happier!
The pineapple should make you semen smooth and sweet.
The water should make it ... well "watery" instead of overly thick.
And the absense of grain & cooked starch (NO PASTA DAMMIT!) should free up your liver to process things that will ultimately make your prostate work better.
Hope this helps! Happy jacking! :-)

I'm with you! Bring on the thick sperm! The more the better.
I prefer thick rare steak, big baked potatoes dripping in butter, cold beer, and thick clumpy, sour cum! That's what a real man delivers.