Things that you've never seen in porn

Is there anything that you have thought of in your creative pervy minds that you have never seen or heard of in porn?

If anyone HAS seen the ideas mentioned, please provide the link.


I thought of - a guy in between to women (doggy style) facing opposite directions, the guy would wear a strap on dildo from the base of his spine (or coming from his arse) so that his fucking action fucks both of them at the same time.

I used to, but then I saw that Spanish-language Smurf porno and now I've seen everything.

Oh I remember it, I was laughing with your post, and at recollections of the smurf video simultaneously.


As per the OP; not a thing. Porn doesn't do a great deal for me other than get me in the mood to start with(unless it's real, amatuer stuff). A minority of my fantasies actually revolve around sexual activities anyway. ()

shaved Japanese bitches

OK...now I've seen everything!

midget's........... ass sniffing

Women fucking horses like they were John Holmes.

I have experienced it, but havent seen it on video....

There are a number of things I've never seen in hetero or homosexual porn. They may be out there somewhere, but the fact is they should be on my computer or in my bedroom instead! Here are two of them!

1. A D.V.D.A. (double-vaginal, double-anal) penetration. A number of pornstars including Ron Jeremy claim to have partaken in this Holy Grail of porn but I have never come across (literally or figuratively :) ) any video or pics of this act.

I can only imagine two ways in which it could be achieved. One is that 4 men all lie on their backs in a star formation, their legs interweaved and their cocks all as close together as possible, pointing straight upwards. The woman, naturally already fully loosened up, comes and squats on them, putting two in her pussy and two in her ass.

The second method which Ron Jeremy described was to have three guys of normal length cocks and one of extra long. One lies on his back and is mounted by the woman in standard 'on-top' style in the vagina. The next chap straddles her ass with both his feet on the left hand side of the prone couple's bodies but his cock in her ass. The next guy does the same on the right hand side of them. Finally, the guy with the huge cock comes from behind and does a standard vaginal penetration position.

2. I don't know a name for this next position as I believe I made it up, but I've never seen it done either :) This could be done by hetero, bi or homosexuals as you could swap in the men for women with strap-ons as required.

One person lies on their back flat out. The next sits on their penis/strap-on in standard 'on-top' position. The next comes and sits across the stomach of the person lying and is entered by the person behind them. Now, depending on how many people you want, you could end it there with the person lying down sucking on the genitalia of the person sitting on their stomach. Alternatively, you could add in yet another person, sitting over the upper-body/shoulders of the prone person, and have them entered by the person sitting over the stomach. Finally, the person lying down can lean their head forward to suck the penis/vagina of that person.

If anyone can find any pics or videos of these acts, I would love to see them!!!

ok ok lol

A main stream video with a 4" asian guy.

I'd love to see someone really hung like ben_c or LDH or longer in a video on Xtube
getting hard underneath his clothes then taking it out fully erect and
jerking off...now that would be so hot!!!

Seeing guys hard before they take off their clothing is always so nice to see, seeing a great hard bulge, then revealing it is so delicious!!!
I'd like to see more of that...

Anybody got pics or vids of this???

Seeing a really well hung midget or dwarf....hard would be cool to see too.

Seeing guys walk with boners is always a turn on too...

Peter North doing an internal creampie. It iwll never happen!