Alrighy, enough of that. It's one thing to like something and another to criticise someone else for not liking the same thing. We'll not have this schoolyard bully mentality where you make yourself feel better by putting down those who do things differently. Either way, that's quite enough of that.
And no, not liking swirlies or some other "kinky" stuff does not make one boring in bed. In fact, just the opposite. I think sex is hot, and I've never been bored enough by it to need to seek out "innovations" such as you speak of.