I think it's so interesting that so many guys seem to have this fantasty of touching a sleeping man's penis!

When I was 24, I became friends with a guy who turned out to be gay. I got drunk at his house one night and crashed in his bed. (I know - it sounds queer - but he had a California King...and it didn't seem weird at the time.)

I thought that I was having a wet dream. As I shot my load, I realized that he had been jerking me off. I pretended that I didn't know and fell back to sleep.

I guess my message to all of you out there who have this fantasy: If you touch, stroke, and - certainly - jerk off a sleeping guy, he **will** know that you did it.