str8/bi guys: How do your friends measure up?

I REALLY don't get the envy thing.
Most of the time I would be the largest guy in the room, and, I'm often made aware of that. Tends most people, when drunk, tend to vocalise it a lot more, wishing they were bigger, yet are bragging on the good oral they get. Their girlfriends, on the other hand, are saying no fucking way to anything near my size.
Hell, in a room, I wish I was somewhat larger than average, not the biggest.

im bigger than my cousins but smaller then soem of my buds, we usually have a dick contest with our girls to see whos the biggest i always get 3 place out of 8 so im not the smallest but im not the biggest either lol, even though we already know who wins we just do it for fun... and then we get the girls to do a tit or pussy contest lol

One of the people in my group of friends claims to have a big dick. Once an old Navy buddy of mine was visiting for a while and he has about 3 peircings in his dick, which makes it quite heavy. The friend who thinks he has a big dick found this out and said really loud, "His dick must be heavier than MINE!" Several other opportunities came around for him to mention his own dick size as well.

But then one day we were BBQing and someone threw on a hotdog that was quite a bit bigger than the others, one of those big beef-dinner-franks or whatever they're called. My friend saw it and said, "Whoa, that's a big hotdog! That's even bigger than my dick!" That made me smile because now I know that my dick is bigger and that he's just an arrogant asshole who likes to brag.

Man I don't think you would ever haft to give it second thought. No matter how many men are in the room. You have a beautiful dick. I'd love to see it up close some time.

I wouldn't know. Me and my friends don't randomly get our cocks out and start showing them to each other.

Ah, the male ego. That's what the internet is for, though, isn't it?

I have never compared my penis with my friends. But I heard from a girl that one of my best friends has a small penis. Another one has a long soft penis but it looks thin.

I'm one of the bigger members of my squad but not the biggest. One of my buddies is propper massive and he's like 17!!

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I find it odd how some of you would never look and/or compared your cock to a friend, yet it is ok to post a picture of your cock on the web for the world to see. Go figure.

It's funny how a str8 friend of mine always brags about his big cock,
It's average, I've only caught a glimpse of It like nothing happened...I'd say we're about the same.