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Old 5 Days Ago   #6361 (permalink)
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Touch my thigh and get a very big RISE in my Levis...
 
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sounds like its ripe for the pickin

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Bet you'd like to smoke my PIPE...
 
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Yep Im gonna pine for it.....

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I've heard it's well over NINE inches...
 
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I heard that NONE surpassed it in girth.
 
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any one want an ice cream CONE

"My roots are planted in the past thou my life is changing fast who I am is who I want to be I'm a Survivor"
 
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bone.
 
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When we finished romping she said she was totally DONE in...
 
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...but I was still in the ZONE.
 
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crescendo69 is crescendo69 is offline

You may want to TONE it down next time; you woke the neighbors.
 
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She eagerly asked to TUNE my flute...
 
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She eagerly asked to TUNE my flute...
Afterwars we went to the diner and had TUNA melts and iced tea!

I have worked and suffered and struggled my whole life to break out of show business!
 
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Hey there! Wanna tune my TUBA?
 
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Hey there! Wanna tune my TUBA?
When he was in the White House didn't they call Clinton BUBA?

I have worked and suffered and struggled my whole life to break out of show business!
 


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