Scrabble

Surely that's another TALE

I haven't seen a contribution from DumbCow in ages...perhaps we need to entice him with a fresh BALE of hay.

I thought his favorite snack was kale....I could be way wrong

did any one see smarter that a 5th grader with the Yale guy flunked out

No, I was out back chopping wood so it would have time to season to be my YULE log.

Early wood chopping is a good rule of thumb.

But early morning wood can be RUDE.

Dude, it should be ok to reveal your morning wood..........

Standing throbbingly erect and totally NUDE.

Hopefully he was not in front of the microwave reeady to NUKE his dinnder

Yeah, if he spewed a wadd on it he might just PUKE..

That would not be very flattering expecially if he was a DUKE

Particularly since my houseguest at the time was a butch DYKE.

Is there such a thing as a kyke dyke?

My middle name is KYLE (pretty good save,eh?)