Scrabble

Apparently she GAVE very good head.

Did she have pretty lips?

Yes. That's why she chose to shave them to more effectively display them.

HEY you cheated... you can't add an extra letter! :p

Says who?!?!

Ok, scratch that last one then.

No, she has hideously ugly lips. That's why she's so filled with hate.

Hard to find a mate, huh?

The pubic mite infestation didn't help much either.

Does she bite?

Yes, and her breath smells like bile.

Eww that is nasty! I wouldn't go within a mile of her!

She keeps trying to find a male willing to get that close, but it's difficult.

Oh, I can imagine! She had better make and appointment to see her dentist, if she can find one willing to accept!

I hope she doesn't end up with one of those fake dentists who hangs out in flea-market parking lots offering cut-rate dentistry services that invariably go horribly wrong.

He (she) might take her for everything she's got.

Afterwards, she'll have to tape her mouth shut to keep her teeth from falling out.