Ha ha, I kind of liked yours.

Let me say also that even though this thread is in Women's Issues, this is also very much an problem for guys receiving PMs as well. (Hint to my gay comrades: If his profile says 100% straight, chances are he's not going to become your special e-fuckbuddy when you PM him to tell him how much you want to lick his asshole).

@ Heather - I know all of this is probably falling on deaf ears. Oh well.