i suffer from no ass syndrome

He's right and don't let yourself get fat, because there's nothing worse to look at as a fat sonuvabich with a flat ass! Agchh! I don't care if it's man or woman, and who can tell if you got a flat pancakes ass?! Keep that shit toned and tight.

I'm not picking on you because you white, okay. Some Mexicans have flat asses too.

i must have a fat ass cuz i can sit on it all day.

I am sitting on a cushion at the moment. I used to have a nice butt. Now, it's a case of no ass at all. I lost too much weight. Guess, I'll have to start exercising it again.
Squeeze that butt. Tighten it up. Work it baby work it. Make it hurt. It'll get big and you can flirt.

You have a typical white ass. Be happy -there's nothing wrong with you.

I don't know, I know a lot of white guys with big butts. My bro and cousin are two of them. Big ole butts. My cousin has enough for 2.5 men to be bootylicious.

Yeah, I've seen some white guys with really nice asses.

And then I felt all sad because I can't blame my ass on white people

You could alwasy go to brazil and get butt implants