Bag lady with killer bod

yep same image I got when I saw the topic- didnt think for a minute of coyote ugly..

honestly it is sad but true, there are a number of women who primarily will hit on guys ONLY if it is obvious or they know he is 'with someone'. Its a kind of ego kick thing I guess, and the story only gets worse from there.

Yesterday it rained here, a torential downpour, and the phone lines got crossed up, I don't know how technically but it did. My wife was going to call one of her friends and picked up the phone, then told me to pick up an extension, there loud and clear was a voice that was familiar. After listening for several minutes we were both convinced that it was our neighbor's niece talking to one of her friends from college about sex. She has f*#(ed three of the neighbors, one twice, and one of the professors that lives one street over in our subdivision and then what my wife wanted to here........she said that the guy living next door she wanted to have but wasn't interested but also said he(meaning me) married some chick just barely out of college(my wife does look young) and that was probably the reason I wasn't interested. She did say and my wife heard her that there was one guy that she wasn't going to stop until she got him. She never did specify me since she was talking about the both of us so I think she's talking about someone else. My wife thinks she's talking about me. We both decided to hang up and I decided to see if she could hear us so I called her name normal voice, she didn't respond, louder, no response, so here we have a condition where we could hear her but she had no idea that we could hear her, how strange, wonder how many times that happens and to whom. Another benefit of the conversation was that the college 'bag lady' said I married a chick barley out of college.....that made my wife's day. She walked around the rest of the day and night asking several questions about 'did I think she looked barely out of college'!!!!!! Judging by the night acting like rabbits I answered the question really right.

This ever happen to anyone.....evesdropping on a phone conversation. By the way, until the rain quit we couldn't get a dialtone to make a phone call to report the malfunction even though we tried. Had to report it on our cell.

Hahah, that's so cute!

LMAO!

HAHAHAAHA, this is hilarious, serioulsy. I'm probably one of those women who doesn't have a really nice face, but an excellent rack and arse, lol.

You see the good thing about these "pigs" is that they know how to market themselves. Who cares out the face when you're staring at her tits when she's naked? I further think that not all men like the pretty preppy look... sometimes they like the homely sort of girl. Well, that's what I tell myself!

I've never had any trouble getting laid, and I've had men who've fucked models fuck me and tell me I'm better because I get into it... looks aren't always the be all and end all, espeically if the woman is hot and acts like star fish!

I too have dated more than my fair share of models, however, in recent years I find myself intensely attracted to women with fantastic bodies who nevertheless are rather plain-looking. I suspect this is a learned thing: I guess it is because these women have tended to try harder in bed.

I would draw the line at a "Three-Bagger"* though...





*a "Three-Bagger" is a woman so ugly that you need a bag for her; another for you should the unthinkable happen and her's slips off; and a bag for the dog, because you have to look him in the eye in the morning.

I need to move to your neighborhood.

Though a hot woman may look nice it's more like looking at commercial art; you look and move on because there is rarely any depth. My dick may twinge at a "model" but I really want to "be" with someone that looks nice, is intellegent, has a sweet smile, has a mature body, etc. (like my wife!)

Yeah I'm a newb here...

LMAO!!!