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Old 06-27-2006   #19 (permalink)
MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK
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Nah, for the most part, if I'm in a WALMART or ECKERDS, I just get them checked out real fast if it's a mature cashier who couldn't care less. Tho, you wouldn't believe how many prepubescent teen girls stare blatantly at me and giggle when I walk away from where the condoms are kept. I can still remember one time wearing my aviator sunglasses when purchasing some furing the summertime, and these two teen girls, (I'd guess 15-18!) noticed me picking them up, and because I was wearing hemmed denim shorts, my bulge was pronounced, to say the least. Well, i got the usual millisecond bug-eye followed by exclamations that was original when I left; Girl one:"OH-MY-FUCKING-GOD, JILL, DID YOU SEE THAT GUY'S PACKAGE??" Girl two:"SHIT, TRACY, I KNOW, I KNOW!! "