The best one was from my girlfriend who was really into sex. She wanted to fuck from the beginning and when we finally did she was so ready. Then she saw my cock. I'll never forget how she handled it. She said "Oh, you're longer than me. We'll have to adjust for that."

She was not going to turn down a big cock, even if it exceeded her capacity. So we adjusted. She was a great lover and she really knew how to get the most pleasure out of my cock, even if it was too big for her.