One of the best comments I ever got about my penis was at the beach... I was walking with my new girlfriend, and this guy was barbecuing kielbasa sausage on a public grill. He said, "you two are welcome to join me." Obviously eying my sexy girl. I said, No we'll pass. Walking away, I said "that's what I got a kielbasa." She "no honey, you have a fucking burrito!" That put a smile on my face!




A true story,
~\/ac