The first time was during highschool and it was hilarious because I was at a grocery store with a bunch of different check out clerks and I was waiting in a line with an older guy so I figured I wouldn't get embarrassed. The line next to mine was a lot quicker though and the girl working at it said "I can help you over here" I almost told her I didn't want to but I walked over anyway. When she saw the condoms her eyes got really big and she said "you go to eastside don't you? I recognize you"to which I sheepishly responded yes. She kept eyeing me up and down and then said "do you have a girlfriend you're using these on?" which made my jaw drop but I nodded yes to which she said "Too bad...call me when you don't" and wrote her number on the back of the reciept. I didn't keep the number cuz I'm a good guy but when I broke up with my girlfriend I definitely went to that grocery store and made sure to buy condoms in her line again. Once she got to see my cock she was even more of a fan. |