What's your job or career?

Have you considered this or this?

OMG! It's YOUR baby! LOL

By day I'm a creative director in advertising and design.
The rest of the time I guess I'm a man-milker.

Work in construction, last year mainly as a heavy equipment operator. Also a carpenter/cabinetmaker when there's work for me. Moving into facility maintenance in a month.

I'm surrounded by other construction workers, a few of which have spent a little hard time bent over the workbench in my woodshop. Worked in an office for most of my life, will never do it again. Give me a blue collar job any damn day.

Im only kidding. Im not a milkman....... LMAO

I am in real estate development.

It is great to see what others do for an occupation.

Retired from my former job because I just flat had enough of it.

Now, I'm an ASE certified master mechanic, parts specialist, brakes, and electrical. And also build/install computers when I'm not doing that.

I work as a HR director/ Management consultant, my area of expertise is unions and the collective bargaining process.

I am a funeral director, so I get to see alot of guys, but not ones that are living. Incidently, I get to see alot of living girls and guys too cause everyone seems to have hot grandchildren. Anyway - there is my two cents.

PS - I have heard the "Dont tell my mom..." bit about my business too - so I shamelessly pilfer it to use here:
Don't tell my mom I'm a mortician, she thinks I play piano at a Whorehouse in Texas."

Truck driver, mechanic, plumber, electrician, hvac, electronics repair, groundskeeper, janitor, farm hand. I can probably think of more.
Jack of all trades...master of none...even if I have a license that says I am.
I'm not and I know I'm not. Just wish I could do one thing, and everything else and everybody else, could just leave me alone. I get so sick of people calling and coming to my house to ask me to do stuff for them, I could just scream bloody murder! They call and or come here on weekends, nights, holidays, when I'm on vaction, and I get so sick of it.

I am a project manager. A profession for a bossy oldest.

Young physician -- in residency

Following in Dad's footsteps -- orthoscopic surgeon

Lighting designer / film editor

I am a retired professor of sexual psychology, psychotherapist, hypnotherapist, clinical psychologist and sex therapist (yes, go on, fantasise. It has given me access to seeing dicks but professional detachment and ethics lessen the impact. It's quite routine and not too exciting, really).

Currently, voluntarily teaching young physically disabled impoverished Thais to speak and write English.

University research administrator. Basically, that means I help faculty learn how to write grant proposals.

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