What's your job or career?

Ah, Sisyphus (Σίσυφος), I think that we are in the same line of work.

I am ex-civil service, ex-Army, ex-IT now about to embark on a new/old career of installing telecom systems in office buildings and pursuing my dream of being a rockstar.

I am not a milkman, but my whore is.........

Other than THAT:

I work in the Oilfield. I also am CompTIA A+ certified, DCSE Certified, forklift certified, Air Brake Certified, WAS a certified gunsmith, small engine mechanic, small business owner (ebay, and not garage sale stuff), Truck Driver (Class A w/N&T), and have forgotten the rest.

Basically, I hate doing resumes, mine is 3 pages. Ha!

I would like to be a Cactus, but not a Dung Beetle. Life would REALLY suck then..........

Oops, like above, I am ex-Military, 120mm Mortar Maggot, first Desert Storm. KNEW I forgot something.......damn!

I'm the lowest of the low, a scourge on British society... aka a Student

Previously clinical psychologist, psychotherapist, sex therapist, gay affirmative therapist, hypnotherapist, complementary therapist, healer, HIV/AIDS counselling trainer, university professor, clinical tutor to doctoral students of clinical psychology, workshop leader, massage teacher, metaphysician, gay activist, continuing professional development coordinator.

Currently retired but voluntary teacher of English in a national residential charitably-funded vocational college for young adult physically disabled Thai people from impoverished and disadvantaged families.

Im a Guest Relations Manager for a major Cruise Line. So, I get to travel all over the caribbean and get to see the gorgeous sights of hot guys sunbathing on deck, and If I'm really lucky... they may be in Speedo's!

my part time is porn now :)

Social Service Program Analyst in state government. I approve/deny and audit proposal for funding that want to use state money. It's a government job, so decent pay and tons of security..but they actually have a morality clause???

Educational background-Masters in Public Administration and Master of Social Work.

I hate the fucking job but I'm in the field from October through April. I literally am never in the office during that time.
From May-Sept. it's contract season, so they don't approve any vacation or personal time.. bastards!

No offense intended; but you are all wrong in your speculations on what is the best career for on the job penis oogling.

MINE is the best job for that ...

I'm a Corrections Officer at a Federal SuperMax Prison.

The guys that I guard are barely more than animals, but many of them are HOT and HUNG! I get to see the dicks of every one of my wards everyday while monitoring their group shower activities. Most days I get to do strip and/or body cavity searches. I've seen and broken up rapes, gang rapes, and consentual (though still rough) gay sex.

Sex with the prisoners is strictly forbidden so I don't do it; but I know of several other COs that do.

The pay sucks, I take my life into my hands every day and I work with the scum of the earth; but the voyeuristic perks can't be beat.

i'm a mechanical engineer and travel to all the world to install\repair packing plant(palletizer)that line who put the bags(flour\concrete dust\fertilizer on wooden\plastic pallet.
last month i was in venezuela,now i'm in sweden,next month .....
i don't know.

I worked in sales and marketing in the medical device market.
Worked 12 - 16 hour days and had no life, but did pay 2 mortgages.
Jacked it all in a year ago, sold one house which nearly paid off the other and living the life of riley by the beach!!

Will probably join the rat race again one day, but have no idea doing what and am happy, for now, just having some time and finding out a bit about me!

I'm a college student and restaurant worker.

I've worked as a nursing assistant in hospitals, home situations, etc.- saw my fair share of all kinds of cocks. NOt always the most sexy...
I'd love to be a photographer for men's underwear. :D