Inner Daemon

Why the fuck don't I have a cool daemon?

I got Suidan the Baboon. Plus, it won't tell me what it means.

Link please, Suidan.

I couldn't tell you, dude.. one sec.. I'll just take the test again.

OK, now I am Elpis the Chimp. I am Modest, sociable, spontaneous, inquisitive, and competitive.

They said that I also should be matched with the lion daemon. Are you also an August child rob?

It is cause I am an august baby too.

Nuh uh, sowwy.

How was your RECENT BIRTHDAY, ROB?

What are you talking about?

The baboon is a symbol of the Egyptian god Thoth, the god of learning and wisdom. And you are a teacher. How spooky!

Perhaps this creature's grave facial expressions led the ancients to associate it with thoughtfulness.

Well, if that is the truth, dreamer.. you just made me feel alot better.

And let's not forget how much baboons love showing their asses as well.

I fucking got a raccoon! I LOVE raccoons.

The Golden Compass

this is about as deep as paris hilton

Meida, the lioness (even though a male lion with a fucking mane is shown, heh). Modest, inquisitive, assertive, responsible, and sociable...okay. I remember those books. The first two were great but the ending of the third one was a real letdown for me. The cheese and cliche' factor was too high.