Quote:
Originally Posted by AlteredEgo  I mean  |
I have no idea why people think I overuse that smiley.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Onslow ...subconciously I was looking forward to the reward--er, I mean punishment--for having neglected that day.) 
ooooh--let's do that again! |
Now
that's more like it.
For starters. 
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Originally Posted by naughty YOu have been too busy partying! |
I'm glad
someone's keeping track of what I'm up to on my behalf.
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Originally Posted by Lordpendragon Happy birthday, belatedly. |
"Don't call me belatedly."
TIP: this joke works better with 'surely'.
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Originally Posted by curiousgurl Hope you enjoyed your special day, and all your spankings  !!!! |
The
night was altogether more special than the
day.
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Originally Posted by rob_just_rob Happy belated, Alex!  |
You deserve an extra
just for using a
smiley smiley.
Quote:
Originally Posted by rawbone8
It's not
too ...........late
to ...................form
a .......................circle
of ..........................fans
to .......................frolic
& ..........................cavort
& .........................dance
with .......................joy
around ................that
virile ..........Alex8
Maypole |
You trapped a smiley in your butthole, right?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gillette What do you give the man who found your virginity? |
I sold it again on eBay.
It went for US$3.75, and has just been shipped airmail to South Korea. 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK Oh, ok............... HAPPY
BIRTHDAY,
THERE,
ALEX8!!! |
Oversized fonts can lead to sore asses.
That is all. 
no wait. I mean 
I am quite 
I forgot--
