Birthday Spankings Are In Order!

mercurialbliss · 05-03-2007

Sagacious, cherished
omnipresent anarchist,
cinematic whiz

My little tanrenga of the day.

Happy Birthday

Think_Kink · 05-03-2007

Happy Birthday Alex! how could you let us miss this?
How could Jeff not have said anything....

dreamer20 · 05-03-2007

I'm sorry I'm late...but Happy Birthday Alex!!

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rawbone8 · 05-03-2007

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Originally Posted by alex8

It's not
too...........late
to...................form
a.......................circle
of..........................fans
to.............

..........frolic
&..........................cavort
&.........................dance
with.......................joy
around................that
virile..........Alex8
Maypole

You trapped a smiley in your butthole, right?

Um, it seems art is in the butthole of the observer, Al.
That was meant to be an artistic evocation of Stravinsky's The Rite of Sphincter (with apologies to Matisse)

alex8 · 05-03-2007

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Originally Posted by rawbone8

Um, it seems art is in the butthole of the observer, Al.
That was meant to be an artistic evocation of Stravinsky's The Rite of Sphincter (with apologies to Matisse)

I'm just glad you didn't use the '

' smiley as the centerpiece, or I would have thought that someone had sent me a hemorrhoid.

alex8 · 05-03-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by crescendo69

Happy birthday this year (late) and next year (really early), Alex8.

Double spankings to you for being a cheapskate and trying to do double-duty on a single birthday greeting.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mercurialbliss

My little tanrenga of the day.

Still my favorite form of underwear.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Think_Kink

How could Jeff not have said anything....

I ensured that his mouth was being used for other purposes at the time.

Tsk, I meant ... talking on the telephone ... you filthy-minded harlot!

Quote:

Originally Posted by dreamer20

I'm sorry I'm late...but Happy Birthday Alex!!

3

I wondered where that random smoochie had descended from to land on my cheek the other day. I initially thought that a passing pigeon had taken a dislike to me.

jeff black · 05-03-2007

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Originally Posted by AlteredEgo

*ahem*

If you are one who neglected to wish our beloved and cherished Alex8 a happy birthday on May 1, please take this opportunity to offer him your behind and receive your birthday spankings.

I for one officially offer mine. I already congratulated him. I just want Alex to touch my butt.

no wait. I mean

There are times, you beautiful sexy woman, when I could just pick you up, fuck you senseless and kiss you a thousand times.. this is one of those times... I'll post about Alex after this one.

jeff black · 05-03-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Think_Kink

Happy Birthday Alex! how could you let us miss this?
How could Jeff not have said anything....

I wasn't allowed to say anything directly.

Having said that, I did what I could in the gallery. I figured claiming that it was the man's birthday would be enough to get people to clue in.

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex8

I ensured that his mouth was being used for other purposes at the time.

Tsk, I meant ... talking on the telephone ... you filthy-minded harlot!

Ah, that explains so much.... my ass is still sore... From when I fell off the couch while we spoke.tsk tsk.

Having said that, I just want to wish Alex8 such a huge Happy belated Birthday!!! The man is _ _ but doesn't look a day over 23 with his youthful good looks. I suppose I should admit I have a bit of a crush on Alex, but I think that would be a silly thing to do.

What does one get the man who has so many things? A revival of his Alex8 appreciation threads? A Dictionary? No.... Pictures of your ass. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Happy Belated Birthday, again... Alex.... Just think... only 3-6 months for mine. I can't wait to unwrap the gift.

alex8 · 05-03-2007

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Originally Posted by jeff black

What does one get the man who has so many things? .... Pictures of your ass. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Indeed, it was the first time that I'd ever found a herd of wild buttocks inhabiting my inbox on my birthday.

jeff black · 05-03-2007

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Originally Posted by alex8

Indeed, it was the first time that I'd ever found a herd of wild buttocks inhabiting my inbox on my birthday.

It's better than the ocean I made in the other pics.

njqt466 · 05-03-2007

Happy Birthday Alex8!

Though I don't know you personally, you're I am familiar with your work and you are much appreciated by this Jersey Girl.

Happy Birthday Babe!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Think_Kink

Happy Birthday Alex! how could you let us miss this? How could Jeff not have said anything....

Jeff has been slacking. Maybe he needs a spanking!

Quote:

Originally Posted by rawbone8

It's not

too...........late

to...................form
a.......................circle
of..........................fans
to.......................frolic
&..........................cavort
&.........................dance
with.......................joy
around................that
virile..........Alex8
Maypole

Belated happy birthday wishes Alex! Wield the paddle judiciously.

Any typos are intentional. That is all.

I love that Matisse painting! What an artistic post.

jeff black · 05-03-2007

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Originally Posted by njqt466

Jeff has been slacking. Maybe he needs a spanking!

My dear, I never slack when it comes to Alex8

alex8 · 05-03-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by njqt466

...

you are much appreciated by this Jersey Girl.

Ben Affleck

s you.

rawbone8 · 05-03-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex8

I'm just glad you didn't use the '

' smiley as the centerpiece, or I would have thought that someone had sent me a hemorrhoid.

Is a '

' smiley the same as a humorrhoid?
(I love how you put the smiley in single quotes btw, nice touch!)

NO! I sent you a suppository smiley, Sandro.

*Assumes the supposition*